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"Castle Planner's Journal: The Crypts" by ferretboy85
“Gaius!” A familiar voice called. Gaius knew all too well the shrill cry of the chamberlain, Lazlo. The chamberlain's shrill voice continued, “Gaius, I need you as soon as possible!” He said in a stern, yet singsongy voice from across the castle halls. Gaius’s large Bori ears could pick up the sounds easily from his desk in the study. “Coming, sir!” Gaius called out, trying to finish the latest line on his blueprints.




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