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The Tree of Pillar Grove: Part One

It all started with a bang.

Specifically, the bang that followed the malfunctioning of a machine somewhere in the apartment...

by blueys45

A Pirate's Tale: Dark Lullaby - Part One

Leglus felt like he'd been swimming for days. Xweetoks, he decided, pirate or not, were just not made to swim...

by kandeegrrl
Two Dozen Black Dresses: Part One

Prigpants and Swolthy, Tailors. The name of the store meant many things to many people: to some, it was a portent of funerals; to others, it was a sign of galas to come. To Marius Finchley, Lackey, it was a harbinger of dreadful tidings...

by emblo93
 
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"It'll just be a quick interview, very general questions, no curveballs today." The primly-dressed news reporter Shoyru grinned, exposing every single one of her pearly, camera-ready teeth. "Aldric? Are you listening? Does that work?" Her clicking pen snapped the Kougra snapped out of his nerves-induced daze. Every year, every Altador Cup...




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Crystalline Cracks
Kat stood at the top of the bluff, her torn and ragged cloak swirling out from behind her on the evening breeze...

by treihaven

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My Tiny Friend
"Give me back my glasses right now, Vector!"

Also by simies12

by amulet_strawberry


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99+ Problems & They're All Lenny Conundrums (Part 1)
In honor of the upcoming 500th Lenny Conundrum, we will walk you through the solutions to all of the puzzles from the past two years.

Also by sacados

by minnesotan


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Summer Trends - A Customizer's Guide
Summer wardrobe must haves!

by ladyailsa

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Neopian Cures
Tastes kinda funny.

by turquoisebird47

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Random Oddness
Many others know that feel, bro.

by mistyqee



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