New Series

	Once More, With Feeling: Part One "You!" he shouted threateningly to the brown Gnorbu he had spotted. "You said tonight was going to be sold out!" by herdygerdy
	The Teacher's Pet: Part One "Really?" I had thought my owner was joking. "You really work there? At the same Neoschool I'm going to?" by thediractor
	No Height, No Weight, No Problem: Part One At first she couldn't tell what he was. There was no substance to him. She couldn't describe it... by kittylitter251

Search the Neopian Times

Headlines

Comforting Lab Ray Pets

Many owners in Neopia, myself included, have saved up major Neopoints for pieces of a map that when put together, leads to something terrifying and amazing. The lab ray. You may think it's pure genius--so do I. But have you ever stopped and thought about how your pets feel? Imagine standing under a giant laser, shivering as a creepy scientist pushes a button. Then, a crackle of lightning strikes you, and something changes. With this guide, you'll learn how to make your pets feel loved no matter what happens to them- yes, even turning into a mutant Kau...

Other Stories

---------

Ummagine Bandit
Ten paces away, a threatening palace guard patrolled the perimeter of the very wall the Kyrii hid behind, a menacing glimmer in his eye.

by sylviau

---------

The Publicist
This publicist just booked the client of her dreams!

by potential_ruler

---------

Snow-B-Gone: Munching Secrets and How to Use Them
Some tactics that can be advantageous if used well and with luck.

by eggo__mini92

---------

15 of the Best Neopoint Garlands & Foregrounds
If a Scenic Tree falls in Illusen's Glade and no one is around to hear it, does it even make a sound?

by pinkpaint

---------

"Latest" Fashion
Er... At least her brothers and sisters didn't gemmify for nothing!

by everyway

---------

Silence Is Golden
Or would that be a dullish grey?

by blackfriar

Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.