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Eddie Quiggle and the Case of the Missing Petpet: Part One

I should have known that dame would be trouble the minute I heard her sweet and seemingly innocent voice...

Also by melbman

by anela19

Delma Harrence: The Younger Days - Part One

"Now go down and eat breakfast," said her owner, peering down at her and showing absolutely no fear at all. "You're going to school today, and you're not going to go out in the fields and play yooyuball with your friends..."

by shadow_sabre_
 
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"Ceasarini Angelini" by concertogreat_8
Ceasarini Angelini slept in his new house. Tomorrow, he told himself, I will plant my potatoes. The next day, he did just that. First, he pulled up all the weeds. "Goodbye, weeds," he told them. "It was lovely talking to you, but I am afraid my potatoes need..."




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Scarblade's Game
Bilge assessed the ship with his eyes once more, his scaly hands gripping a bag of money. He had to have it. Everything about the ship was made for a pirate...

by fuzzy_socks4

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The Adventures of Caragh the Halloween Krawk
Caragh recoiled into a defensive position. She was not some cute cuddly creature who liked to play dress up or attend tea parties, and she wasn't about to drop her guard...

by scenette

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The Buzzer Game: The Guide
You have come here seeking guidance to beat the Buzzer Game.

by star138

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The Jelly Chia: Evil, or Publicly Humiliated?
But who is this creature? And why would it ever be driven to do such a horrible thing? And is it REALLY evil, or does it just need some professional help?

by ubquitous

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Kadma(i)nia
Based on a true story

Also by tinkx

by kazukazue


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Rainbow Ice Cream Randomness
We can do this the easy way.

by topaz_snapdragon123



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