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Plushie Eaters: Part One

"I saw one eat a plushie the other day!" Penelope wailed, the tears finally coming as she remembered the swift motion...

by literalluau
Traces of Faeryllium: Part One

The sand of the Lost Desert had always been a particularly complex subject to study, and now, after the great magic of Jazan and Razul had been performed there, it had grown even more intriguing...

by ee365
The Immortal Toast: Part One

Any second now, I thought. The lightning drew ever closer to the rod. I stood there watching and waiting patiently, until...

by blueys45
 
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In today’s interview, we have two special witches with me today, one of whom you’re all horribly familiar with and another up-and-coming new sorceress! Please restrain your applause and welcome Edna, witch of the Haunted Woods, and Sophie, witch of Bogshot! *silence* ...Okay! First question...



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The Gratitude of a Bottled Faerie
"How did this happen to me?" the small dark faerie mourned in a hushed tone to herself within the sealed bottle that was holding her prisoner...

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Fisher
As he caught a glimpse of a small Goldy, he dove into the water and quickly snatched it out of the low water...

by kesenaie0

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A Public Service Announcement by the NSPCPP
Well, we at the NSPCPP are completely against this. Petpets are for life, not just for avatars.

by havenlad

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Why You Shouldn't Make a Neohome
You're thinking, "is this guy mad? Why the heck should I not make this beautiful home?" I'll show you why not.

by masterofphantom

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Why
Why you should always check to make sure the carrot you're eating isn't really a Chia in disguise...

by redler1

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Too Much Information
Never anger the artist.

by feydon



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