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	The Beauty Shop of Horrors: Part One "Oh honey, you sure do look like you're exhausted," Tine pointed out as the two made their way towards her home. "I mean, look at the lines under your eyes. They're the size of apricots! And look at this filthy hair. EEE! Your skin! It's so greasy!" by blubblub317
	Tails of Terror: The Malice of Mr Squishy - Part One "As punishment," he said, setting them down on the ground, "I think it's time for some scary stories." Also by Neonick19881988 by huggsy_666
	Zor: Kidnapping - Part One Zor quickly stood up straight and reached into her coat pocket, pulling out a shiny badge. "Neopian Detective Agency. I'm investigating a recent kidnapping that took place in this house." by sirussblack
	A Pirate's Life for Me: Part One "Ysabel, I'm going on a walk around the beach..." by jennyfoos221
	At Bay With Mrs. Prenderghast: Part One "Yes, going to an abandoned haunted house is exactly what I had in mind when I asked myself 'What should I do to amuse myself tonight?'" Also by hottamale0774 by springsteen0991

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Have you ever visited your Aunt Margarie's house? If so, did you ever go out to the backyard to have a picnic? If so, was your mind boggled by all the strange-looking foliage surrounding you? If you answered yes to all of these questions, then this article is for you...

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Regrets
It's all his fault. I have no friends at Neoschool, and they're all scared of me. They know I'm Loa's sibling and I'm sick of it. I want friends, and he ruins it for me...

by dragoneyeneo

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Aisha Goes Cold
Her daring and courageous exploration throughout the Neopian terrain always left readers with a magical tingling feeling at the paws or toes or talons - depending on your species - that made them want to shrug on a coat, and do a bit of travelling around themselves...

by cyberthread

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Petpet Conspiracies - The Hasee
We always hear about Meepits taking over Neopia, but what about the others that are passed up for their insignificance?

by deformified

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So Ye'd Like ta be a Pirate...
Arrr, so ye scurvy landlubbers've come ta hear Cap'n Threelegs's first-class rules fer actin' like a pirate, eh? Haharr, well, pull up a chair an' open up them ears...

by hermionechochang

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At the Kadoatery...
And you thought the Kadoaties asking for Draik eggs was bad!

by sunshine_1470

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Neonutz
Relax... it's just a random event.

by sh0rty4lyf

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