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	6 Ways to Defy Dr. Sloth My fellow Neopians! The time has come for us to stand up for ourselves and fight back against the evil Dr. Sloth! by xxkatiexx_07
	Mutant Kacheeks: A Mutant Day Anatomical Debate Since I so happen to be the proud owner of a Mutant Kacheek, we shall be focusing on the various mutations in the Kacheek population, as well as receiving information from my pet himself. by waaurufu
	The Quest for a KQ Accomplice Is there more to the tokens than meets the eye? by emziie
	How to Stop Annoying Customers Whether or not your shop is your main source of income, you can learn how avoid annoying potential customers. All it takes is a little time and common sense. by streamergurl
	5 Reasons to Adopt a Mutant Neopet I'm here to tell you why you - yes, you, don't go turning away just yet! - why you should adopt one of the lovable little freaks of Neopian nature. by kitteh_love_forever
	Customization: How to Make YOUR Pet Fabulous! Because well-dressed pets are happy pets! by hamzandrilez
	Caves And Corridors: An Explorer's Guide Mystery Island is home to countless tribes, exotic petpets, and dangerous places for a budding treasure hunter to visit. You play as Jake, an explorer who has been through countless trials to reach his level of expertise of exploring. by magmadude18
	Anthology of Evil - Neopia's Rogues' Gallery While Neopia is supposedly a peaceful, happy planet, there are many evil beings... by mecha_fang
	Mutant Pets and You Everything you'd ever need to know about Neopia's most marvelous population... Mutant Pets. by tyuio_k50

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Defy Dr. Sloth

My fellow Neopians! The time has come for us to stand up for ourselves and fight back against the evil Dr. Sloth! I beg of you, please listen—hey, what are you doing here?! Dr. Sloth?! What are you doing?! Get that away from me! BZZZT! As I was saying, the time has come for us to take control of this pesky Neopia! It is our duty to fight back against those who dare oppose our glorious leader, Dr. Frank Sloth!

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