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Goodsigns' Petpetpet Guide

Ever wonder what petpetpet you want or how to make it attach to your petpet? Look no further! Goodsigns is here to help.

by goodsigns
Ghost Pets

Ghost pets are tons of fun...

by mikewavemaster
The Seven Habits of Highly Annoying Writers

Ticked off with the irritating people on the NW and RP boards? Here's an article about how to deal.

by dotted_dice
Inky's Guide To: The Top 10 Worst Birthday Presents!

In order to ensure that your friend is happy during his/her birthday, please consider the following suggestions and do NOT get these gifts for them!

by inkheart971
Munch Your Way to the Top or Well, Bottom...

Snowmuncher isn't easy - but once you get some things down, it's not that hard.

by coridabrat
Pleasing the Palate of Your Jetsam!

Jetsams may look ferocious and scary, but their favorite place to dine is located in the gorgeous world of Maraqua...

by shade876
A Neopian's Guide to Screenie...izing

To me, taking a screenie is like buying a suit. You can easily find a good one if you go to the right places, but finding a great one takes a bit of searching.

by megamooseking
Some How-To Tips on Playing Destruct-O-Match II

All I want to do is give some tips to Neopians who aren't so hot at this game, or want some ways to expand their gaming ability...

by darth_oblivian
The Wonders of Meridell

On July 30, 2002, TNT released a new world called Meridell, and this Monday is Meridell's fifth birthday! *blows kazoo*

by gooie629
Where Have All The Mutants Gone?

A good question indeed! Where are the mutants among the ranks of our esteemed athletes? Surely one would expect to see several, at least among the ranks of the Virtupets and Haunted Woods teams.

by literatehyaena
 
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Altador Cup: Mutants?



"I'm not interested. It's not like there are many mutants I can cheer for." So said one very disgruntled mutant Gelert. "I mean, all the other pets get tons of representation. Even the really rare ones! Where's ours?" A good question indeed! Where are the mutants among the ranks of our esteemed athletes? Surely one would expect to see several, at least among the ranks...



Other Stories


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The Changing ROOm
This was never just a game, though. It never can be. For here, Yooyuball is life. Every goal is a vindication of your self and a victory for your team...

by oily106

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Eye of the Storm
The Shoyru simply sing-songed with glee, "It's a SURPRISE, silly!" and started flying off. Farrich sighed...

by hypermouska

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The Underground: Part One
To all the Symols who've never been noticed, and all the Spardels who've been underestimated.

by ayame_23

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The Mystery of the Crystal Anubis: Part Two
No one seemed to be taking any charge. I saw some Neopets opening windows and jumping through them, because the door couldn't fit as many people as were trying to escape. "Quiet!" I yelled...

by zach_neo_246

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The Evilest Crime
We all love to make a mess when nobody is at home, don't we? But who is going to clean it up?

by zaniic

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When Addressing a King pt. 2
Perhaps it runs in the family.

by prismfire



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