The Great Gelert Hype: Part Four Tak was beginning to run out of convincing excuses,
so he immediately pushed his way into the shop-the same shop he had stolen food
from the day before.
Battle of Imagination: Part Two I was robbed this morning. They took everything from me! Even my cookbooks! I can't make any more chicken without them.
The New Neopian Order, As Ordained By Sloth As a reporter for the Times, my journalist’s instincts told me I must spread
the news. This was top-notch stuff, fresh from the hands of everyone’s favourite
villain.