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Box of Leftover Muffins
The minutes ticked slowly by on the kitchen wall clock. It seemed that the timer would never go off...

by animallover199428

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When Lightning Strikes
Lightning's a bad babysitter.

by briannamkekich

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A Day in the Life of a Larnikin Soldier
Oh, man. Dragged out of bed to fight blue pests, and I'm still half asleep.

by 1335512

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The Goofers - Baby Problem, part 2
What has the horrendous Boochi done???

by lintsuf

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