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Issue: 1002 | 23rd day of Awakening, Y26 |
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Short Stories
 | Daring DailiesTwo unlikely friends embark on a quest to do all the best dailies, no matter the cost!
by neopartia |  | When Darkness Calls“Great evils exist in this world. A multitudinal amount of them, in fact. Among them are many of the names that have been etched into the timeline of Neopian history..."
by sir_serene |  | A Hero's EpilogueWhat happened to Hanso and Brynn after my series Sands of an Hourglass? Time to find out! Enjoy :)
by nick_and_nickette |  | How Aphelium Made FriendsIn a cosy corner of The Park District in Altador, there lived a timid little Faerie Grundo named Aphelium.
by vendince |  | Claire and the Coaster of Terror“Sorry kid, you gotta be a centimetre taller to ride the Coaster of Terror. Maybe try the merry-go-round? Lots of little Usuls like it, this ride might be a bit scary for you.”
by dennykins |
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Headlines "Daring Dailies" by neopartia It was another beautiful morning on Mystery Island, Benji thought to himself happily as he popped his folding chair open on the golden sand with a grand flourish. He’d discovered this spot a few months ago - the perfect stretch of sand just barely verging on the edge of Geraptiku, far away from the more inviting beaches that attracted tourists. The Mutant Kacheek slipped on a pair of sunglasses and jabbed a bendy straw into his orange juice box before settling happily into his beach chair for a little nap. It was nice to feel his toes in the sand and the sun on his brain. Not as nice as he’d thought, actually…he frowned and peeked open an eye, searching for the offending cloud blocking his sun, only to find himself staring directly into a pair of shiny purple buttons. “Dancin’ Darblats!” Benji cried, jolting awake with such a start that his lawn chair collapsed on him. His squished juice box dribbled sadly into the sand. A familiar guffaw came from between the purple buttons. “Did I scare ya?” asked the Burlap Kau. “No, Wybie, you caught me using a new exercise machine - the tail cruncher,” Benji said sarcastically, then realised his mistake just a second too late. “How does it work?” Wybie asked earnestly. He didn’t exactly ‘get’ sarcasm. “Don’t worry about it - it’s a trade secret, patent pending,” Benji grumbled. “Why are you here?” “I was looking for you! I thought —
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The Best (and Worst) Places to Sleep! *Yawns* Welcome to a very sleepy guide on the best (and worst) places to sleep! This article was written during the Month of Sleeping for maximum sleepiness, but I believe naps are an all-year-round type of thing.
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The Price of Ambition Before their final task, Annie still had to collect snow from the top of Terror Mountain. Her partner in that journey would be Izzrin, and Annie could tell from the get-go that she wasn’t enthusiastic about the trip.
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