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I Don't Want to Be a Pirate: Part One

"Let me get this straight. You came all the way to the employment agency today, waited in line for at least half an hour, actually came up to see me at this desk, and you didn't once consider what type of job you were actually interested in?"

by stingjc
Neovision Superstar: Part One

I took a moment to stare at the poster of Kenneth Kyrii, the latest celebrity. He was a star on Neovision- something that my own family didn't have...

by sunsetneversetting
Reshar Collifay: A Star in the Making - Part One

"In past tournaments, some of the elite players have been recruited by professional Altador Cup teams. If you try hard enough, you could be in the World Championship Game..."

by samschelfhout2
Becoming King Skarl: Part One

Abby sighed. She hated her job as advisor. The only reason she was here looking after some lazy Skeith was...

by amiyumifan96
 
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"Becoming King Skarl" by amiyumifan96
The doorknob rattled as King Skarl slammed the door of the meeting room, where Meridell officials pondered the thought of a new cheese being rolled down a hill. Abby gently brushed her aching head. She already had a migraine from all this hard work, and the last thing she wanted was for the king to throw one of his famous temper tantrums...




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The Mysterious Aisha Sorceress
The faerie seems to contemplate her question. "I am known to some as Ilere," she allows, "but names mean very little in this world..."

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Heart of Ice
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by dancingpetal

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The Neolodge: A Neo-Life Saver
Presto! Your pets are booked into the lodge, and will be happy and healthy until they check out.

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Exploring the Citadel
I came across this manuscript that seems to be a written version of an interview that took place in the dungeons. I have no wish to venture down there and find out if the writer is there...

by luvy_duv

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Chomby Odyssey
His twin, the yellow Chomby, was sick and couldn't participate...

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Baneful Birds
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