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	A Candy Pun He had quite a big collection too. by eenlee
	The Trials of Neopia's #1 Gamer: Part II Uh-Oh Also by artemislknight by bha288
	Head in the Clouds: Aisha Eyes The power of their vision is just too great for this world. by yoshisislandbandit
	Coconuts... Where did that coconut come from? by draggi_pi2
	A Pear of Shoes I love you, too! Also by o_babypet4me_o by truebrony
	A Claw-ful Pun He only had one pupil... by kennielee
	Petpet Battles: Expectations vs. Reality Well... by vortext
	Oh... Someone got off the wrong foot... by timezor
	Second Helping Can I have another, please? Also by kevinthinksyourcute by whssoftball11
	Faerie Caverns Logic I guess you have to try tomorrow! by arijuka
	Bargain or Bust? I'm finally a Baby Aisha! Also by sosuleaf by marbear_4u
	Random Oddness This is why Dartenne needs supervision. by mistyqee
	Make Some Noise! Make some noise with Balthazar! by xsugarush
	A Royal Problem You have nothing to worry about... by dopestarinc

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Chocolate Pet Ownership

Dipped waffle cones for a tantalizing crunch. Some accented with candy corn, others with red licorice. Every mouth-watering piece complete with a cherry on top and curls of decadent shaved chocolate. To many Neopians, that sounds like a deliciously decadent sweet treat. To chocolate pet owners, the thought brings horrified tears. With Valentine’s day fast approaching, it’s time to discuss the perils of Chocolate pet ownership.

Other Stories

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Terry’s Terrible Mood and The Awesome Incredible Day
Yes, everything in Neopia was absolutely perfect, from the bright blue sky above to the deep green grass below. You would be hard pressed to find anything wrong today, and that was exactly the problem with it! Because everything was just ridiculously perfect…. except for Terry’s mood.

by kahlen369

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The Dark Adventure
Mena nervously looked at the window - she would have to jump...it was her only option. She looked at her wings, torn from the earlier battle against the dark faerie. There was no way she'd be able to fly her way out but it was her only option. That was her escape.

Also by admonisher and thesecretiveonetwo

by sanamm

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Kiss The Mortog: A Guide To Keeping Clean
The point of this game is simple: kiss the right frog and reveal a prince. This should be easy, I mean it's a prince disguised as a petpet, you'd think there'd be a visual cue or something. Nope. No way.

by alienigenosidad

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How To Turn Your Motley Pets Into Families!
For those of us who own 20 pets, in all different colors and species, what are some ways of making our pets look like they're in cohesive families? I decided to ask the Neoboards for their own tips and tricks, and it was really fun to chat with my fellow players! So here are our biggest tips for turning our motley pets into actual families! I hope you enjoy reading them, because it was really fun to gather them!

by indulgences

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Spiral: Part Four
“I saw the entire ordeal unfold from the nearby waters. You put up a good fight. It’s not too late to stop your foe” The Maraquan Eyrie and Uni reappeared. “There are still many out there who believe in you, and a certain friend of the… ghostly variety seems to have taken quite a shine towards you. There might be something that may be able to assist you in your plight, but it is found submerged in the depths of Maraqua” Nereid let go of Frostrym as she swam out a little further away from the icy shore “So are you in?”

by waterguardianwmr

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Nonlinear Companions: Post Meridiem: Part One
It had been a year since I had stepped the streets of the Meridell market. I was supposed to be meeting Westron at eleven, but I had been swept up in a wave of nostalgia. It was ten to, and I really ought to be heading to the park we first met in, but instead I was just standing there, staring up at the University. My old stomping ground. I wondered what it was like now, how much it would have changed?

by _starryeyedsurprise_

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