White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*

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Issue: 297 | 22nd day of Relaxing, Y9

Comics

	It's a Girl Thing Ho hum. by conniewan3
	Grundos' Intelligence Your first BOOK! by optimystique
	Kiko versus JubJub What happened when a Kiko and a JubJub first met... by tenedria
	Code Blue So THAT's where it comes from 0_o ... by shining_comet
	Stories of Toast Fireness just won't let it go... by quackity_quack
	Good Enough Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... by coolman1162
	Banana Juice Oh, no! Your neopet has caught 'Banana Fever'! by tewa380
	Customisation! Invisible pets had the most extreme redraws. :O by xiceangelzx
	Life is a Playground! - The new Hat... The new Hat... by larenchan
	The Dumb Only Seem to Get Dumber Some people should never go into the advertising business. by beachnut14
	Grumpy Old Sea Dog - Party Time How far a cheap pet will go. by luvas
	Coco and Friends - Annoying Fyora Whatever you do, be sure to avoid the laser vision. by parisianprincess
	Some News Can be Hard to Swallow Don't take sayings literally! by hypergirl3030
	Sibling Rivalry Can I have a Kadoatie? by evilpuppyangel
	A Cosmic Outlook - Wait An Hour After You Eat Hannah gained a few inches. What of it? by puppyblew_luver18
	Buzz Cut Why can't rescuers just be traditional? by yellow_canary
	When Addressing a King ...there are some things that you just don't say. by prismfire
	Neopia Magnified: Rainbow Fountain If only it were that easy... by coco_dog_92
	Open Heart- Epi 1 I'm sending a pet to my friend! by maiinoki
	Great Neopian Questions No. 1 What will they think of next? by fantastic_beasts
	Speck the Speckled Oh, no!! by cheetah_kougra
	NeoNuts Just one thing... by zakeno
	Brush and Floss! Who knew the Tooth Faerie could be so powerful... NOT! by nomitts
	Amikarashui #4 Random Event Part 1 by bluecloud300
	Clear as Mud: Altador Cup My loyalty for a cookie! by spirit033v2
	Contemporary Insanity Caffeine - The reason the announcers are speaking, and not in a coma. by boohbah098
	Appearances are Deceiving...? Shenkuu goalkeeper, Xana DiLanche, should probably stick to defending the net - and not other teams. ;) by sylverkitsune
	Lord Darigan at the Altador Cup Everyone's a fan. by master_chief63
	Pirates vs. Ninjas? Because everyone knows that pirates are wussy... by togepi_forever
	When It Comes To Competition... Faeries aren't so innocent! by korked
	CrazyComix: Altador Cup II Wheee! Goooo Sheeenkuuuu!!!! by samantha13_rose
	Or Something Like It: Altador Cup "Nosebleed Section" Written by lauziloges by kittie_orion

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Tournament Troubles

To the displeasure of everyone involved—players and fans alike—the opening match on Tuesday, the fifth of Relaxing, was delayed due to a missing slip of paperwork issued by the Petpet Protection League (PPL) that the Altador Cup Committee (ACC) had to sign to show that all Yooyus participating...

Other Stories

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Two Days with Taelia
Netta could barely make out the figure that drew close to her, shouting to be heard above the blizzard...

by fearthejuliet

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Pirates, Lab Rays and Mallards: The Time I Ran Away
One of the best changes she got was when Baillyn got changed to Faerie - Dreamer really started collecting neopoints like mad after that one. Jealousy spawns greatness, I suppose...

by usadreamr93

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The Key to the Cup: An Interview with the Yooyus
I know some yooyus who spent their whole lives preparing for last year's tournament and then retired right after it... but most of us want another shot at the glory of playing in the finals.

by zanybrainyno1

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The King Behind the Cup: Altador on Yooyuball
The King sits up straighter, more regal than ever. "Ah! What a splendid idea! I played Yooyuball myself when I was younger, you know..."

by smurts

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Etana the Coward: Part One
Etana laughed dryly. Etana the Coward, so terrified of danger that she'd barely left Brogan's library since the end of the Rebellion. It wasn't a new thought; sometimes she thought she heard pets in the street saying it, too...

by xialavin

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Waiting for Anna: Part Five
"I'm not going to ask you to interfere," Anna lies. She does not let go of her hope that she can convince them to stop the war. After all, the two kings are brothers. King Hagan must have some idea of what is going on in Meridell...

by extreme_fj0rd

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