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Issue: 267 | 22nd day of Storing, Y8

Comics

	Is The Fish Biting? OMG! by darkadoom
	Is That Legal? That can't be comfortable... by ratcake
	Wocky Whiskers Etc. In this case, "WHOOSH" is not a good thing... by mrmajor
	You Have a New Quest When you're told not to disturb the Darkest Faerie, it's a good idea to take that advice. by jlnmellon_112
	PPL Policies All petpets are equal. :) by xiceangelzx
	Joe n' Co. 1 Gummy bears? by jombra
	Trouble at Cyodrake's Gaze Yikes! Watch out! by samantha13_rose
	Don't Ask! October is for Squares... by snowcat737373
	Comic 4 Stop reading these comments and just read the comic already! by rcwalters
	A Comic About Sand If the title isn't enough to hook you, I don't know what is. by me_like_juice
	B.B.Y 2000! Look 10 years younger! And it only costs 10k! by mistickal_dragon
	Another Random Day in Insanity I hate being a Korbat. by tryaniapiumtreon
	NeoComp That Kelp Resturant... Part Two... by chibikatza
	Random Something Plots are fun, but not when things eat you. Idea by maple4ever by silvermare200
	Unbelievable! You call that a petpet? by maiinoki
	Turmy Turmoil Why on earth... Idea by cdnshedevil666 by devil_in_a_red_dress
	Picture Perfect The day Nym learned... by khestrel
	Unhinged Hmm... This doesn't seem right... by sharkies
	Dubloon Disaster ...Are you sure this is a fishing zone? by ghostcake
	Torturing the Doctor His baby pictures?! by acepuma
	VERY Random Events: The Tale of Woe; Digging Because you obviously cannot dig with just three people.... by the_panther17
	The Last Cookie!: Are YOU Scared of the Dark? Who turned off the lights? by jazminz3p
	Tea Time - Midterms ): And that's my secret to good midterm grades. :3 by kleptie
	Kougra Tails: Trees Company Is that all you brought to fight? by fatal_mantis
	Demon 3 What should we eat? by ookami_mangetsu
	Neopian Petpet Complaints When you feed eizzils too many muffins... by crazy_dog1237
	Something Has Happened! "I'm scared, there are so many horrible monsters out there!" Concept by tdyans by frostcrystal
	Normal is Overrated You're just jealous! by tamarainian_girl
	Why Me?! You will soon find out why you should never trust a 24 hour shopkeeper... by faerie_zaffy

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Fantastic Faerie Food

Sure, the Haunted Woods might have Blumaroo Steaks and Almost Gummy Rats, Terror Mountain might have food made of snow, and Tyrannia has Omelettes and Meat-a-la-Twigs, but Faerie food is different. The great appearance, flavor, texture, and liveliness of the food is what makes it so wonderful! Since I eat Faerie food almost every day, I am going to tell you about my day, along with the Faerie food scattered throughout it!

Other Stories

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A Lesson in Understanding
"Tell you what," I said, "I'll erase the worst of those parts and make it up to you with that cake in my SDB." She kept her eyes lowered...

by fairy8queen

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The Box
"Well then... Why don't you try opening it, eh? There might be something worthwhile inside..."

by chibi104

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Veggie Livin'
Neopets all over are adopting a vegetarian lifestyle. Despite what some nay-sayers may think, like those Chia loving Lupes, a meatless diet is interesting and tasty...

by pixie_dust_318

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Dinner Party Treats 101
What to serve, you may ask? You want to go for the most flavorsome, elegant, exquisite, delectable, festive foods that your guests will love.

by star_lilly_784

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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Three
The Meridell and Brightvale castles were, well, castles, perhaps with walls and guards and gates but still like tents compared to that stronghold. This one was built for protection...

by ssjelitegirl

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Ties to the Wanderer: Part Five
"Think this'll do it?" Will asked, even though he didn't even know what the 'cure' was. Still, he'd stay to make sure she was alright. Even though he wasn't exactly much help...

Also by draikmistress123

by neokitten4

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