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Circulation: 163,200,182

Issue: 280 | 23rd day of Awakening, Y9

Comics

	INSANE NEO #2 OH NO!!! by aishagirl1179
	AsianPotato: The Wrong Grave Oh fish. Also by fuzzy_jubjub_2004 by princton_fan
	For Sale Why don't you love me..?! by sydnerness
	Piratey Adventures Always consult with your pet before making important decisions... by capnpadfoot
	The Townspeople Gilly discovers that the mutant townspeople have a powerful weapon... by pencil_cases
	More Ways to Get Kicked Out of Meridell An alternative if you get banned from the Soup Kitchen... by explorer_253
	Bitten Don't dive too deep into things... by sliferosiru
	A Royal Pain: Battle Ready? Quack? by kittie_orion
	Done Deal! - Pudding! You find a Black Cherry Pudding! Enjoy! by pantheray
	Anthro Antics Drawing Anthro pets can have some strange effects on their owners. by dark_moon_blossom
	Everyday Life Err... Okay, then. o_O by fishweed
	Boochi Attacks! Ha ha, Boochi! by btcomsa12
	Spooky Spooks in Space #1 by ghostkomorichu
	You Have a Bad Day Yes, a very nice day... by siri_magatsu
	Inconceivable! Don't give your Neopets keyrings. Ever. Unless they drive. Or have keys. =0 by hakurui
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode VIII Razsile Daezzelle by khestrel
	Wishful Thinking Will you show me how? by sarika_ambrielle
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Erf... by kittylin
	Cheating Old Snargan! That cheating old Skeith is at it again! Also by dutchese159 by edmarblecake
	Mixed Blessings Too bad that's true... by addaman416
	Coltzan: King or Cook? Don't pretend you've never wondered about his culinary abilities... by hairspray_holds
	Off Track: Aisha Ears They're gone! by klipsan
	Results May Vary poke poke POOOKE by return_of_itsy
	Intellectual Twaddle Thanks to alphabetical fate, Zafaras are always last... by katu_fushigi
	Tail Tales It's a nice day for a walk. by pety_pet888
	Being a Battledomer... You must have a... by ooorianeoo
	Pojo's Paintbrush Welcome, sea-life! by pojolocohammerfoot
	The Pink Cloud Jazzmosis... by racoony
	The Healing Springs That's gotta hurt. by super_cute_babe21
	Tarla, the Nightmare: Part Three In the middle of some strange ritual... Also by roanze by kerath
	When Neopia Gives You Lemons The Wain, the Symol, and the hole by skayle
	The Perils of a Pet Rock! #1 Island Something hasn't happened! by cocoa_x_kitty
	Off-Color Don't forget your coat... by xtermination

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Taking Down Hubrid Nox

So... you tried many times, but you just couldn't get the avatar, let alone a high score or even a score that is worth mentioning to the public. So you figure the new MAGAX: Destroyer II game won't be any different to you. You will just continue to get the same low score while all those people getting the avatar and saying how easy it is continue to taunt you without knowing because you won't get help...

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Hyperion: The Tear
The Moehog at the opposite end of the table smiled. "Of course," he said with a grin. "I'm assigning you your first mission as a Defender..."

by micrody

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Hatshepsut
Then Lily decided that Hatshepsut should be painted desert. You may not think this a melancholy thing, but it was for Hatshepsut; her old owner had named her Hatshepsut in the hopes of one day painting her desert...

by krishpine4

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Guide to a Great Petpage!
To make an awesome petpage for an awesome pet, just follow these great tips!

by annab2roma

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Korbat's Lab: The Basics of the Lab
So, you want that pesky Korbat's Lab avatar for yourself, don't you? But you just can't seem to get it? Well, I'm here to help!

Also by barbara725

by wondersstar99

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Spells, Secrets, and Snowberry Tea: Part Three
Cypher and Luther were sitting in the slushie shop, each with a Holiday Slushie, poring over their only clues. "Laughter and moaning," Luther muttered. "Laughter and moaning... I don't get that part at all!"

by kemppotatoe

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The Adventures of Trina: The Return of the Staff - Part Four
"I see you finally brought me back the staff. How'd you two do it?"

by ummagine3284

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