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Issue: 251 | 4th day of Hiding, Y8

Comics

	Silliness The Giant Omelette is GONE! by betaflix
	Chatspeak Ch@t5p3@k on the neoboards... Don't you hate it? by lauraklamot
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode V Could it be love? by khestrel
	Major Malfunction Did you hear? by moonxtal
	The Looney Box Issues with cloud houses... by space_cadet_kelly
	Lemons Presents: Baby Giant Space Fungus My, what a healthy baby... by rhoc
	Why We Only Taunt the Pant Devil Um, are you sure there isn't an avatar? by arcanemon11
	Brain Dead Geez... I really need to get used to things here again. o.O;; by ashoryu
	Deep Hurting Pff, whiner. by nemoy
	DND: Do Not Disturb! Should have seen that coming... by frogluverjkr
	Invisible Paint Brush Problem Some Paint Brushes can be so annoying... by littlemisskirby
	Sibling Rivalry I don't think I'm so hungry anymore... by evilpuppyangel
	Qnde & Szoo: Troublesome Petpets Some Petpets are just unpredictable... by shubi5
	Xanie-Bo-Bannie Why so bummed? by 5tnt
	Restaurant Woes I think my dessert just winked. by khirkah
	The Callahan Files Zoe is desperately working to perfect her art skills. by caloriemuncher
	Oblivious What's his name? by ilarvitar
	Why is there so much dung in Neopia, eh? Mommy, what's that Meepit made out of? Also by swedish by voodoodollee
	Manners 101 After you... by emmaleigh99
	Meridell Petpet Defenders I think we'd better nix the Babaa Lamp. by sapphire123208
	The Three of Us Clouds aren't cheap... by fading_tranquility
	Constant Stupidity You're abnormal! by _darkthief_
	Croobie n' Kruff: Music Mayhem Off to see M*YNCI in concert. by bleachmouth
	Mischievous Mayhem Obey the Hat Chia... by miranwestrell
	NeoComp Another Day, Another Zap... by chibikatza
	Only in Neopia... Curse you, mama!! Story by angelkitten1314 by aokajin
	The Newbie Takes Over BEWARE AND NOTE: Water conducts electricity, my friends... xD by stardrop_k9
	Genuine What a horrible impression... by x_evil_nightmares_x
	Strange Concepts Racing should only be used when you have more than 700 hours and a really fast petpet. by _baby_rosie_
	Half Empty Everyone's a critic... by panther_puma

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Chia Conspiracy?

They're cute, they're cuddly, and they could mean the end of the world as we know it: the Chias. Yeah, I'm sure we all know them as those little Neopets that rather resemble large blobs with arms, feet, and the occasional hair-like appendage on the top of their heads. But what are they really hiding...

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Playing Like a Girl: Jair Tollet's Story
She did know one thing, though. She was never, ever going to play Yooyuball...

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Journey Through Neopia
Electro proposed the idea to Mom. She didn't seem to be listening, but said we could dig...

by xweetok_trainer240

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The Missing Links to Altador
But, I still wondered: if Altador was right there on the other side of those mountains, why didn't anyone ever go to look for it? I decided to snoop around and figure out why...

by dudedudedude535

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Worst Toys EVER?! o_O
Do you know what toys your Neopets are playing with right this second? Owners may not know that playing with certain toys could affect the social and emotional development of their pet, and may even be hazardous to their health...

by purplepassiony2k

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A Water Faerie’s Tears: Part One
Long ago, in a far-off corner of the kingdom of Brightvale, there lived an old blue Bori woodcutter and his family...

by yaya269101

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The Mynci Squad: Part Three
Mono jumped and shook himself out of his enchanted state. He looked up to see Shvon and - no, it couldn't be!

by costa_rican_girl

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