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	Faerie Cloud Racers Uber Guide In the game Faerie Cloud Racers, you play as a faerie, flying over Faerieland... by skittlesrock10292
	The Official Neoquest II Survival Guide for Monsters The first thing you'll need to do is to get some decent skills. First, you should probably invest in Critical Attacks. by blahbletybleebloobla
	Go From An Unhappy Pet To A Happy One! Is your pet down in the blues and you don't know what to do? Well, I have the answer for you!! by softball_pitch
	Advanced Chemistry for Beginners This Ixi will tell you all you need to know (or maybe one important thing) about this thing called Chemistry for Beginners! Also by zewq by rest_in_boredom
	Muffins vs. Cupcakes: THE SHOWDOWN Most people don't think muffins and cupcakes hurt when they are thrown at you. But they do. Trust me, I know. by purple_girl253
	Gift Giving Ideas for the Month of Celebrating 10 Ideas for what you can do for gifts during the Month of Celebrating by shakinheadtotoe
	The Total Terror Mountain Guide This guide to Terror Mountain will tell you about EVERYTHING there is to know about Neopia's best (and most freezing) destination. by emilia444_69
	Best Winter Vacation Spots So then, where can a bored Neopian go to get away from the stresses of home? What land makes a good vacation spot this dismal time of year? by sunlight_phoenix
	Winter Wonders—Planning Your Best Holiday Yet! Consider yourself stress-free, heading towards a vacation you deserve, while your Neopets enjoy their best holiday season yet! by evie_firebolt
	A Guide to Holiday Shopping A complete gift-buying guide for those gift-buying challenged. by frycook4

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"The Pen IS Mightier Than the Sword" by mubu89
It really was a good article, if I do say so myself. It was titled, 'Why the Guildmaster's Dinner Was Canceled'. It was basically a list of reasons of how the Thieves Guild is just a band of cowardly, wimpy...

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Alton's Potatoes
Our deal is this; I support and advertise his game of potato counting, and at the end of each day he awards me with five potatoes...

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One faithful day, after digging through piles of dung and squashed tomatoes, he found a prize to take his breath away...

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The Mutant Prince: Part Nine
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Neopia, Year 200: The Beginning - Part Two
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The Royal Disaster: The Worst Job
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