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Dangerous Petpets of Neopia

So you like petpets but they are all just totally harmless, REALLY boring, and won't do squat for your pet! Well, I'm here to show you some of the more dangerous ones and how to take care of them!

by basiliskx17
Inner Tubing for Dummies

Your guide to inner tubing down the waters we all know as Kiko Lake!

by vanillastar12
Queen Fyora's Guide to Status Symbols

It is I, Queen Fyora, in all her glory and glamour, writing to you from the Hidden Tower (and no, I won't tell you where it is).

by dan4884
All About Antwerphs

This article is about everything you could possibly what to know about that cute, little petpetpet-devouring anteater know as the Antwerph. Read on to discover the amazing beast.

by daburro
A - Z of Exquisite and Exotic Drinks

Fine diners of Neopia will tell you that there is nothing more satisfying than a gourmet drink at every meal.

by sparky63428
Guide to Professional Poking

I am here today to tell you all about the Neopian Olympic Poking Events, how to poke and how to become a champion...

by jumanjiki
100 Excuses Not To Clean Your Room

I'd like to share my best 100 excuses with you, for when YOUR owners yell about your messy rooms...

by petfriendamy
Apprentice Needed for Petpet Lovers

From tumbling rocks, falling stalactites, to riding on mining carts through lava, he's done it all.

by shinimi
Methods of Training

This guide is just here to explain to anyone who is interested in training up their pet for the wonderful world of Battledoming. I am going to explain 5 ways on how to make your pet the ULTIMATE FIGHTING MACHINE!

by pyrorockchik
 
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Poking Like a Pro



I am here today to tell you all about the Neopian Olympic Poking Events, how to poke and how to become a champion, so that you may participate in the NOPEs in Y12, which are going to take place in Shenkuu. It will take great skill, determination, and you will have to miss several meals, but hopefully, when you finish reading this article, you will be a poking champion...



Other Stories


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The Window
The cool house provided a welcome relief. Carefully tying the last daisy into her hair, the blue Aisha stepped into the parlor. This was her favorite room...

by reggieman721

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The Last Real Fake Magician
Staggering back, he looked at what, or rather who, he'd run into. It was a red Shoyru in a black silk top hat and cape...

by neesboy

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At the AstroVilla: Part Nine
"Maybe this place was built after the rest of the hotel." Luther's hushed voice came from farther below this time. Cypher followed slowly and steadily, always feeling around with her foot before taking a step. She was starting to get used to the pitch blackness...

by kemppotatoe

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In This Together: Part One
"There's nothing to worry about, little sister," he told me, draping his paw around my shoulders. "You've got me. And we're in this together, don't you ever forget that..."

by rainbow_daydreamer

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Digging Into Randomness
Your turn.

Drawn by princton_fan

by pokemon_lunatic


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Tailspin
Something has happened.

by cannonsmbt



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