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Mutant Pets, Should You Have One?



Mutants, what are they, are they dangerous? Should you have a mutant pet? What if they bite you? What are the social implications of owning this lovely monster? These are many of the common concerns one might have with these bizarre and genetically changed creatures but rest assured all your doubts will be answered in this article. And who knows? You might even want to get a mutant pet for yourself! (Mutant pet not included as part of this publication). Mutant pets are but the result of an alteration of their genetic code, this change created their strange sometimes scary appearances and characteristic aversion to wearing any clothes that don’t say mutant on them (such picky fashion sense). The origin of this mutation is varied, one reason your cute little baby uni might turn into a two-headed hissi is the use of the lab ray (map assembly required)...



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A Mutant Vacation
Mystery Island’s Hotel Lane was a whole line of hotels, inns, and taverns with an unobstructed view of the seashore and punctuated at several intervals by palm trees and flowering shrubs...

by precious_katuch14

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Present For a Mutant
Another gloomy night in the haunted woods was about to begin. The sun was setting over permanent darkness, and in the Graveyard of Doom, Albert the Kacheek was awakening from another awful day spent resting alone.

by ocxinthebreather

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Mutant Pets, Should You Have One?
There are many concerns one might have with these bizarre and genetically altered creatures but rest assured all your doubts will be answered in this article. Who knows? You might even want to get a mutant pet for yourself!

by chincer

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The Future is with Virtupets
A group of amateur financial enthusiasts keep track of periodic changes in the prices of Neopia’s items at private shops, and recently, they have observed remarkable rising price fluctuation for several transmogrification potions...

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The Chazz - Mootant
Always wait for an answer before petting...Especially if you have sharp claws.

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