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	Selected Volumes from Brightvale Library Sakhmet Tales is a popular book with families all across Neopia — this latest edition includes more folktales from the desert than ever before. Although there are some tales based on historical events, such as the founding of Sakhmet City, the accuracy of these accounts are suspect... by herdygerdy
	Quarry Life Life for the vast majority of Obsidian Quarry meant keeping their head down and doing the best with the hand they've been dealt. It wasn't much – nothing ever was. But that was all they could expect... by blueys45
	Escape with a Good Book The month of hunting, 18th day, penned in fine blue ink. A ghost-colored Techo sighs, slumped upon a creaky and well-worn wooden chair... by homsar_eggplant
	The Adventures of Armin This two-part series is intended as a read-along for the Hannah and the Ice Caves plot. The majority of events and dialogue are taken directly from the HATIC plot comics. Hannah and the Ice Caves was an immensely important part of my childhood. May its legacy live on. :) by dewdropzz

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Awkward Social Functions and YOU!

As much as many of us would rather hole up in the familiarity, safety and solitude of our Neohomes, sometimes we must step out and interact with other Neopians in social functions, like parties, banquets, swanky business meetings, not-so-swanky and somewhat boring business meetings, sales pitches, subpar talent shows, and recognition ceremonies for folks you vaguely know, for some reason or other. But not all such functions are made equal, which means not all of them are fun and smooth sailing, especially when they have absolutely nothing to do with sailing. Sure, you can have good food, friendly company, excellent music, the best venue Neopoints can buy…but sometimes, not even those are enough to keep a social function from becoming – gasp – an awkward social function. How do you know it just took a turn for the awkward?

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The Tombola is Out of Cash!
Authors Note: This short story was inspired by the Neopian book titled Out of Cash: A Tombola Story. Hope you enjoy my imaginings!

by neogal_anu

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Notes from Kreludor
“Gotcha!” Talyca zoomed up behind Jemilat and plucked the glasses off the eventide jubjub’s scrunched up face. “Do you think these make me look smart? Also written by hectic_haley

by therainbowsheep

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Journeying Near Haunted Houses
So you want to know about haunted houses, eh? Well let us tell you something straight out the gate: DON’T GO NEAR THEM!

by thehotaru21

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Under The Sea: Literature of Maraqua
Today we are exploring Maraquan literature! in collaboration with weet_woo

by sessduh

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Neopian Literature Behind the pages: 381 Dirt Jokes!
A book with a dirty sense of humour...

by andypopo

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Outburst of a loyal fan
The heartbreaking feeling... collaboration with vitrais

by hoppip_grass

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