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Visions II: To Save an Ogrin - Part One

She heard the Ogrin Master's voice. Quickly, she ducked behind one of the pillars...

by yotoll
When Mr. Weatherby Forgot How To Say No: Part One

Hello, dear readers. My name is Victor Weatherby, and a most curious thing happened to me one strange winter.

by partonsvite
Freedom Reader: Part One

I had a big problem, a problem that, should it be discovered, I would never be able to live down for the rest of my life...

by little_bunny_heart
 
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"The Patterns We Make" by frazeocity
"Hey sir," came a voice to his side. "Can you spare a few neopoints?" The owner usually shrugged off requests like these, since giving change to one pet would usually trigger a cascade of pets asking for a handout. He would end up either giving away all of his money or shooing away a cluster of expectant pets with hunger in their eyes. But feeling an odd urge, he dug into his pocket, grabbed a few coins...




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The Patterns We Make
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