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Illusions of Grandeur: Part One

"Mother says Father's ghost is asking after me." I folded the letter carefully before replacing it in the envelope. "Seeing as I lived there for years after we buried him and he never appeared, I have my suspicions."

by kittengriffin
Of Kitchens, Gypsies and Restless Ghosts: Part One

Life was quiet in the Meepit Oaks asylum that night.

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl

Sophie's Return: Part One

"No! Wait! I'm learning how to be a witch like you! I can start out helping you find stuff, and then maybe you could teach me a spell, and then—"

by chimaera9
Hot Herb Tea and a Happy Ending: Part One

"And the next Xweetok to receive my magic will grow wings," she echoed.

by ellbot1998
History of the Vampire: Part One

Lessee walked confidently down the dark, dusty path through the Woods. Venue padded silently behind her, clasping his hands together nervously.

by dragon_imaginer
 
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"Vandebart Biggsby's Bedtime Story" by garbot
"You there! You seem like a sharp young fellow!" Vandebart Biggsby called out to the crowd wandering the Haunted Faire. "Try your luck at apple bobbing! I'll give you double the prizes if you're successful." A yellow Skeith, looking as witless as he did round, stopped and smirked at the elderly Gnorbu. "Too easy. Don't make me laugh, old man!" The Skeith mocked. His smug demeanor shattered with a wimpy yelp as a small, dizzy Korbat who was following close behind...




Other Stories


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Shadows for Supper
"It would be the perfect autumn home! Imagine the dinner parties that could be held in these gorgeously large rooms! And the cobwebs, the dust, the half-rotted carpet..."

by teaspill

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Hay, It's Halloween
He had just settled under his quilts and was drifting off to sleep, when he began to hear a strange sound.

by smudgeoffudge

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Ob-Nox-ious Neohomes
Castle Nox is an inspiration to everyone on this Hallows Eve. It's the place to go, and many have spent hours inside, studying every aspect of those walls.

by be2aware

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Who to Avoid When You're Trick or Treating
The top 10 people NOT to visit when you’re trick or treating!

by ballerinafaerie

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Have You Ever Wondered...?
Rawr?

by endoparasite

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Halloween Costumes
Because if I were Hubrid Nox, I would totally hunt down my doubles.

by thunderlight314



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