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Regrets and Forgiveness: Part One

Regret your mistakes... forgive those of others.

by reeses_pet
Handed in for an English Homework: Part One

Once there was a time when I thought my owner would love me, even though I was just a terribly named yellow Gelert.

by ralph89170
Against the Current: Part One

Nash wished the rain would stop... or that he at least would be allowed to go outside. He was a sponge, for Fyora's sake!

by the_real_poetess_123
 
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Wheeler's Wild Ride



A Lenny and his Island Faellie tour Mystery Island... delivering coconuts? Well, in any case, they're collecting coconuts even though they already have fifty to begin with... This guide is an amateur's insight into, namely, how to get your score past the hundreds. I've noticed quite a few people expressing frustration with this game because they either can't finish levels in the given time frame or they find the NP payout is too low. Since you can't change the NP...



Other Stories


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four impossible words
Someone told me once that I could be famous...

by motion_is_relative

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Sophie versus The Neopian Times
Today was Friday, one of the seven days a week that Sophie preferred to sleep in.

by a_greenparrot

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Blocking Vex: A Guide to Cellblock
How the game of Cellblock is played, various strategies, and most importantly, the correct mindset when approaching it.

by sicillan_killer

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Everything You Need to Know About Faerie Quests!
Which quests are beneficial, and which ones should you pass up on? Keep reading to find out everything you need to know about faerie quests and their rewards.

by neckties

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Who Looks Funny Now?
Extremely contagious...

by blaumann

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Lupeholes
Faeries make HORRIBLE puns XD

by minaimai



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