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More Like Saffron: Part One

"I feel that I now have enough neopoints to support another member of the family." She paused for dramatic effect. "I am going to get another pet!"

by rainpaint
My Vacation: Part One

I'm not waterproof, Eyrie-proof, non-gravity-proof, Grundo-proof, or Mystic-proof. Nope. That is why when my owner, Jeanie, decided it was time for a vacation, my world turned upside down!

by jeanaet
Behind the Forbidden Door: Part One

A moment later the screen was filled by the squint-eyed face of an alien Aisha, who did his best to subdue the trembling in his paws. "So, Flingon," Sloth purred...

by sarahleeadvent
 
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Find Your Forte



It's Saturday, and raining outside. Homework finished, you're lounging in your desk chair, staring at your user lookup. Unpainted, non-rare pets, no HTML, barely any secret avatars, and no trophies. "How do I make it better?" you say aloud, not caring if anyone hears you. Well, here it is, a guide to finding out what you want to do with your account!



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So Much For Just Collecting Stamps
 "Thank you, miss. Alright. Only one left to find," he replied with a chuckle, tucking the rainbow coloured shell away deep inside his own shell...

by redcrayon101

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Skydiving Without a Parachute
"We're going to the Ray, now!" Kayla called into the house...

by mormongirlbyu

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Sentry of the Haunted Woods - Brain Tree Interview
Brain Tree: YES! COMMENCE THIS INTERVIEW AT ONCE, FOR MY PATIENCE GROWS THIN!

by tonberry206

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The Neopets Team's Evil Little Minions
Whether these little spy-minions were neopets, petpets, evil fuzzles or otherwise, nobody knew... until now.

by magical_anabeil

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars...
Dumb telescope! I can't even see any stars.

Also by swedish

by voodoodollee


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Not Fit For This World: Episode II
New anteater petpet = Radness personified. B)

by soggy_cardboard



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