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The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part One

"Excellent. Our plan is working perfectly. Hand him over..."

by violajunky
Nothing is As it Seems: Part One

"One day," Pete promised, "I am going to wake up before you do and clamp that beak shut."

by estantia
Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part One

"You do realize," she informed the lock, "that I'm going to get the blame for this."

by nimras23
 
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Sticking With It



The most common cause of Neopets Burnout is because the player has set a goal they cannot achieve. If you desire ten million neopoints, don’t force yourself to try and earn 50,000 neopoints a day or any large amount like that. Even skilled restockers would have trouble with that goal...



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The Clumsiest Apology Letter Ever Written
The letter fell from her hand as Illusen suddenly recognized the flowing, spidery penmanship and gasped...

by elegon

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A Trip to the Doctor
"So you're saying I'll become a fungus ball? Cool!"

by mystery_island111223

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The Avatar and Trophy Collectors' Guide to the BD
All Battledome weapons do a certain number of icons, and (of course) all pets have a certain set of stats. But how do these relate to defeating your opponent?

by rogue751

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Ready, Set, SNOWBALL FIGHT!
Snowball Fight is true to its name. Although this time, it’s one-sided, meaning no cold surprises smacking you! Sounds like a good deal to me.

by macleod22789

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The Randomness of Skarl
Have you any idea how many times I've heard that joke today?

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by velveteen


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Neotales
Obeeyyy the meepits...

by agent_t



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