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	The Legend of the Sword of Apocalypse: Part One Reidar stared hard at the furnace he had lit, and the materials he had strewn onto his table. "It has to be perfect," he muttered. "I cannot let the queen down." by precious_katuch14
	Atop the Grey Cloud: Part One Nobody was out; gales usually meant that everyone in Faerieland was piled in their basement. But not her. She was here on request... by kemppotatoe
	Storm: Part One Hary was still having the time of her life and Nina was still giggling when something changed. The area Hary had been swimming in was relatively empty before, but now everybody was gone... by hottamale0774

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Cannon Fodder?

I was appalled when I learned of a new craze sweeping the nation of Krawk Island: Petpet Cannonball! Agh! Just hearing those two words together makes me cringe. The thought of launching a helpless Petpet from the barrel end of a cannon...

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Saffy's Sister
She rested her head on a pillow and opened her new book. The Kacheek felt the soft, red cover and opened it to the first page...

by sweetie_me274

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A Forever Blooming Flower
Rose noticed that the tulips that the Gelert was holding were all dead. "Actually, you can have those for 20 NP. They are useless when they are dead," Rose began.

by socks563

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Guide to the Petpet Battledome
Only weaklings use equipment! Real Neopians fight without any additional weapons or items of any kind!

by newageanubis

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50 Ways to Seem Like a Better Fisherman than You Really Are
10. Claim to have trapped millions of fish in one of the secret compartments of a Zen desk.

by alialadyoftheknife

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D.A.I.A.
Where DO Baby Neopets come from, anyway?

by chikkin

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Cotton Candy Tree (of Doom!)
Yay, another petpet rock joke! YAYY!

by lingers

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