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Trouble in Paradise: Fan Mail

It's funny because it's true.

by chasing_stars44
Scream & Shout

He's only manupulative when his favorite foods are on the line.

Also by tizzlestix

by msjanny

Eclectic Antics: Writing Tip

A scathing, poignant remark will henceforth be scrawled in this vacuous space.

by amarettoball
Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 5

Yeah, he actually has a Doctorate in Chemistry. Not that he uses it.

by june_scarlet
Kiss The Mortog

So not worth it.

Also by stephsie

by tarake_7_7_7

The Fastest Way To The 'Kadoatery - Mew!' Avatar

Another 3 Kads Fed!

by mustikeuh121
Oopsy Daisy

Watch where you pick!

by kouger233
Anniversary - Part 7

Literally ten, chronologically twenty-eight, looks more like seventeen.

by caylista
Unconverted Disadvantages

That is SO embarassing

Also by: mauvus

by roxanna203

Grooming Woes

Grooming isn't easy.

by cherokee165
Strange Brew

After the fall of Faerieland, Xandra's back at it again!

Story by ryac

by cletta

My New Morphing Potion

Or is it ...?

by navalgazer
The Not So Scary Cybunny

What in Neopia?!

by liezelotte8
Squid Slippers: Foster Frustrations

That's better.

by cosmicfire918
The Adventures of Kad and Drooly: Part 3

How?!

by iciclefaerie05
Results May Vary: Giant Squid

Physics? HA! What are those?

by return_of_itsy
Ewww Garlic

Eugh, that's not fair.

by trilce
Sweet Pea

A vanity story

by junkgirl
The Truth About Mutants

Well, that was not as planned.

by goldensif
Got Your Nose!

Hey!

blonde_and_lovin_it2

by meowbey

Mistaken Intentions

I gotta hurry!

Idea by: coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

 
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"The Auction" by sacados
"Sold!” The Scorchio auctioneer exclaimed. “The Vo Codestone goes to the purple Blumaroo in the second row for 5,500 Neopoints!” Serena watched as the enthusiastic Blumaroo bounced up to the auctioneer to claim her prize. Serena the Shoyru nervously clutched her bag. It contained exactly 12,000 Neopoints—her entire summer savings. It was the last day of vacation and she had come to the Auction House with her best friend, Callie, in hopes of buying something new and exciting. But the sun was sinking lower in the sky, the crowds around the Auction House were starting to thin out, and Serena had not spent any of her Neopoints yet. “What are you waiting for?” Callie asked her. Callie’s backpack was stuffed full of items that she had won throughout the day. It seemed like she had gotten all of the best deals: three plushies, two bracelets, and even a rare negg, all for less than 10,000 Neopoints. Callie seemed to be exceptionally talented at bidding on auctions, winning them all without a struggle.




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The Once-Forgotten Shore
Loud enough for the whole crew to hear, he announced, "Prepare to land on that shore." Tornin the navigator looked down at his map, then back up to the shore. Back down to the map, then back up to the shore. He decided he wasn't mistaken. "Captain, I think it would be very unwise to land here."

by book_moon

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The Extravagance of Life
They spoke of Adrian's masterpiece, handcrafted by him and funded by the king: the Wheel of Extravagance. Created from exquisite gold and bronze, it was designed as a tourist attraction for the city. A Neopian could pay one hundred thousand Neopoints to spin the wheel, and depending on where it landed, they won a prize.

"And you made sure to make the right parts heavier?" Jazan questioned.

by xyimba


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A Newbie’s Guide for Owning and Restocking Your Shop
You just started your Neopets account and while lurking around the site you notice these amazing accounts, galleries, and collections. Your first thought is how do I get there? These are some tips I have learned to run a successful and profitable shop.

by shadowofasshai

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Petpets of Neopia
Every Neopet should have a petpet. These cute little creatures teaches Neopets about responsibility and friendship, and can provide countless hours of fun. In this article I have looked at all petpets from the various Neopian lands and narrowed my choices down to three favourites which I feel are the most iconic and best represent the land they hail from.

by aleu1986

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And Then There Was Silence: Part Four
Kanrik throws an empty bottle against the wall. It shatters into a rain of bluish glass that scatters across the ground. Finneus is afraid to look Kanrik in the face again. "What part of 'don't ever come back' do you not understand, Finneus?!"

by theschizophrenicpunk

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The Shade Files - Halloween Nightmare: Part Three
We had been gone for approximately over three hours while we were exploring the tomb and the subsequent battle, yet when we came back, we found ourselves in a slightly altered Neopia. Somehow, during those three hours that we were gone, something drastic must have happened that caused Blizzard to worry about us when we did not return despite Shadow Breeze’s signal earlier.

by lupe_hunter_7



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