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Issue: 265 | 10th day of Storing, Y8

Comics

	Look Before You Bounce hop Also by frynr by goten__10
	Grumpy Old Sea Dog - Pieces of Eight Beware: Capn's Cooking by red_labster
	Fiesty Freaks It's so cold in here! by eevilbirdiezuh
	WAKE UP! Wake up, Xwee!!!!! by ximerika
	A (short) Tale of Two Knights At a hotel... by cherry_r0ses
	AwKwIeRd The, erm, difference is... uh... extraordinary...? O_o by celestialearthenmage
	Grunty Occasions Being sick. by lleif
	The Problem With Slorgs Ah... slorgs. by ladyofthepheonix
	Only in Neopia... Warning: Ear plugs required. Story by angelkitten1314 by aokajin
	Dandilion Tails: Outside Time Oh noes. Art by dandilion_crucifix by walkaroundstar
	Tea Time - Battledome pet But I'm the battledome pet! ;_; by kleptie
	How A Small Bruce Became The Famous Boochi Pew, pew. by x__orlando4eva__x
	Eccentricity I always thought of Peophins as being taller than Usuls... by kyrinn
	Restocking in Real-World Neopia? ZOOM by ipod509
	Collab: An Explanation for the Unexplained ...how DOES the Kadoatery work? by thunderwolfcrys
	Squidgy the Slorg's Adventures Must... Not... Give In... To... Cuteness... by chloenorling
	Darkest Corner PPL : No yooyus were harmed during the Altador Cup... by dark_elfa
	Meepit Story Why do I even bother? by magic262626
	Out Of Whack - Cloudy Days! Why you shouldn't upset cloud pets. Seriously. Thanks gunner_yuna_ffx2 for letting me use Clouith! by bluepen
	Kulanah Kulanah's take on bed time isn't exactly what Mom had in mind. by goldnangl83
	Cure for the Itch How difficult is it being Eamann? by autoc007
	I'm Not Hideous! I bought you a new petpet today. by hardlyevolved
	Just One of Those Days Feeding Jetsams blindfolded is safer. by goldchocobo21
	Sometimes Never A Day at the Ray by chatnut_m_a
	Your Check, Gentlemen? I'll just have a Phear Juice Tonic. Also by xpropugnator by gliderames
	computer freaks:// the toothbrush Why do you want my toothbrush? by kaykay355
	Haumpuafu HEY! I FOUND HOBAN!! by puppyluverz
	Brothers'n'Sister - Paint Brush Luck III Dr. Sloth? Here? by kamikatze24
	Unfair Advantage Some Neopets are just better at some things that others... by laskies
	Fully Equipped Well, that explains a lot. by dudeperson41
	Invisible? Good question. Thanks to Hanahoseki for the inspiration! by akakoneko

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Study Shows Negg Chasing is Fun

Most Neopians nowadays see Meerca Chase II as a simple, quick way to make a few Neopoints each day. They see no excitement or action in this game and pay very little attention! This all may have been rather true with the old version of the splendid game (plain old Meerca Chase), but that is certainly a blatant lie when speaking of the newfangled Meerca Chase II! Please give me a few minutes of your time to explain myself...

Other Stories

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Smilty and her Tale of Woe
Smilty followed the Ixi with her eyes. Wait. The other Neopets were digging at that grave? Well, now she was thoroughly spooked...

by silent_snow

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Look Where We Are
A Darigan Lupe trots down the main street of Meridell which is littered with debris and broken shards of glass. Leaves rustle as they race across the once happy lane...

by cyborg8000

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Caves and Corridors: Mystery Island Guide
In this guide, I will be showing one of the best, if not THE best, routes of earning a high score in the exciting action game of Caves and Corridors: Mystery Island.

by wylina

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The Truth About the Grundo Thief
How many of you have played Freaky Factory, 15 seconds on the clock, three toys left, one vat empty, bam it's full, exactly three toys on the belt, you can feel a color bonus in the air, one second left and that purple Grundo Thief snags a plushie and you lose?!

by lov_el_y

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Needed Adventure: Part Twelve
Enzo's brow furrowed. He didn't quite understand the question, but the other wild pets all looked at him expectantly. "Well, I... I mean, we all did it. It just took a little teamwork..."

by tdyans

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At the AstroVilla: Part Six
Cypher had been up all night, examining every inch of the pathetic amount of evidence she had. After her fourth Pinanna Cappucino (which Dez had kindly delivered to her room), she sat in the same place... still with no further clues...

by kemppotatoe

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