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Issue: 229 | 23rd day of Awakening, Y8

Comics

	Razzle Dazzle - Episode II Neopoints don't grow on trees, you know. by khestrel
	Deep Hurting Not a very good anubis, is he? by nemoy
	Random Tails Rare? by eevee098
	Petpet Ownerowner No one's ever heard of a Symol LIVING in the Symol Hole. by magnoliaprincess
	Revenge! evil grin Also by robbob05 by lunatic_kiss
	A Meepit Lovers Life Shhh, we're concentrating... by angy33
	Never Be Normal Food errors... why is there a bite in it? by watercat86
	Spooky We have no choice... by ghostkomorichu
	Zeh Cute One: Shan = Sad I like your pets, but... by glowing_banana
	Musings Because asking questions helps you learn... by elegon
	Pickled Asparagus Why TNT should lock their doors when the site is down... by whispering__winds
	Neorandomosity Who cares ... just eat them!!! by linnipooh
	Neopian Insanity Fiddlesticks! Also by emmybug184 by cosmicfire918
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore When helpful advice results in foaming mouths. by chivo
	How to Rule Neopia "Lab Ray Confusion" by castor_b
	What Smileys Dream Of What is it like not having arms or legs? Hmm. o-o by citadell
	The Smartest Spardle! Fetch boy!!! ... ouch!! by 900duckling
	Not Fit For This World She always asks for the same thing! by soggy_cardboard
	Random Storys - Mootix Madness Remember: NEVER carry a Mootix longer than one year... by karatehuendchen
	ScreenCAPS Sometimes a trip to the Rainbow Pool is NOT a good thing. by anikajinn
	Clecaira's on Fire DON'T FORGET YOUR UMBRELLA!!!!!!! by leahlynn09
	Kawaii - Meepits Awwwww.... by crow213
	Flapdoodle The most important skill in Cellblock is denial. by obviousfakename
	Typing Terror - Literally Oh the horror! Also by redmyst by aimeilee
	No Juice Break?!?! The juice is MISSING?!?! Where did it go? by sailornezumi
	Silliness Erm...? by betaflix
	Cybunny Collector : Plushie War This plushie is limited edition! by pogdespero
	~Life with Sparkalaria and Friends~ Why, may I ask, do I have to wear this...?! by fairie_140953
	Plurr Plurr starts to bury itself into what it thinks is a pile of snow. by a_random_user
	Boochi Encounters a N00b OMG!!1!1! by isaiahdjkim
	The Pink Cloud Valentine blues... by racoony
	BlaBBlers The best ways to advertise your shop! by kuruu_6
	Evil Feepit Please, anything but him!! by fmoura_98
	Spiffy Why do I have to go to school? by pegahorn12

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"So where are we going now? Will we see the Haunted Woods? Are we going to steal something? How about the Ice Caves? We could steal something from the Snowager. And why do you-" A striped paw clamped across the young Acara's mouth, but she didn't stop talking. "Mmf gnrrfl mrnnf mnm!!" The one who had partially stopped the chatter...

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Pango Pango's Soup
The little Island Xweetok fell backwards, stunned. She looked up at the immense green pot looming over her. It took Jill a few seconds to realize where she was. It was THE COOKING POT.

by mygoodguild

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Because It's Christmas, After All II
Makayla closed her eyes, trying to think. She wished she had done something the day she found that letter. She should have run into the crowds in the streets and looked for Laila. But no, she had simply returned to her neohome to celebrate Christmas with her three Shoyrus...

by lavendergoddess79

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Trophy Extravaganza!
If you’re like most Neopians, you’ll find that your trophy cabinet is collecting dust. And you probably think obtaining these trophies is HARD WORK! Well, if you’re anything like me, you'll want to get trophies in the quickest, easiest and cheapest way possible.

by devil1699

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How to Win a Neopets Beauty Contest
If you're not "the best" artist, just keep trying! Experiment with different media, such as colored pencils, computer programs and the like. One (or more) of these is sure to be "better suited" for you than others...

by sanjisangel

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Neglect's Revenge: Part One
His owner spotted the dismay in his eyes and said, "Cheer up, Vendette, we're only another one hundred thousand neopoints away from your Darigan paint brush..."

by ewagon

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Treasure of the Caves: Part Five
"Time to quit, Saura. The gang has arrived. Now we can finally go and find the hmmmpfff..."

by ssjelitegirl

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