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Light PhyActivities for the Not-Necessarily-Athletic

"Let's face it: Not every individual in Neopia is created with the ability to play Yooyuball (or any other game) at a professional level, and the Altador Cup season does not appeal to everyone. "

by peacelovebliss
Gambling to Become a Neopian Millionaire!

"There are so many ways to gamble on Neopets! From betting in Food Club to opening mystery bags, there are tons of ways to get rich quick! In this article, I will lay out some of my favourite and more profitable ways to gamble your Neopoints!"

by midnightsmores
Interview with the Almost Abandoned Attic Visitors

"...there is a small peculiar shop located deep in Haunted Woods that litters with Neopians from all walks of life: the Almost Abandoned Attic, or more commonly known as AAA among its frequent visitors."

by redpirate21
Chocolate-y Petpets That Are Too Cute to Eat!

"The Annual Chocolate Ball is underway, so I thought it was a good time to take a look at all the Chocolate Petpets out there and list my personal top 10 favourites."

by lunafaeire
How to Start Making NP on a New Account

"So, you've made a new account. Maybe you lost your old account after a long break, or maybe you just wanted to start fresh. Whatever the reason, you're starting from scratch, and you're probably eager to get started making NP."

by somebun
 
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Light PhyActivities for the Not-Necessarily-Athletic



Let's face it: Not every individual in Neopia is created with the ability to play Yooyuball (or any other game) at a professional level, and the Altador Cup season does not appeal to everyone. I, personally, play as many games of Yooyuball as my eyes can tolerate each day (meaning I try to gain as many points as I can for my team, but limit my time to avoid injury to my knuckles or something). I'm certain that I'm not alone, though.



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Learn to See Not Just Look
"It is a dry, barren, rocky wasteland, perpetually covered in fog that casts a shadow over the area even in the daytime. Giant and small bones of every kind litter the landscape. The area is geothermally active, containing many steam vents."

by shashakar

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The Secret Origin of Magical Chia Pops
This is the secret origin story of how magical chia pops were created.

by purplekat20

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A Walk in the Woods - Part 1
"The clock said five thirty in the morning, and the sun was just beginning to wake up at the edge of the Haunted Woods. It was going to be a great day!"

by cyber1ofkakoradesert

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Ghosts of the Past - Part 4
the final chapter!

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life of a neopian part 2 of 10
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