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Working at Kelp Restaurant: All You Need to Know!

For those pets looking for an esteemed establishment in which to kickstart their fine dining career, we have a former waitress from Kelp Restaurant to give us an inside scoop! Join us as Karen the Kacheek gives us the details on the menu, the drinks and how to achieve a coveted service position at Kelp!

by kimi10552
Mutant Morphology Vol. 1

This will be a 3-part article!

by hamster_wolf
Succeeding in Stowaway Sting

One of the greatest puzzle games to launch in the history of Neopets, Stowaway Sting is a fast paced adventure where you have to dodge enemies, bottomless pits, and crates full of the sharpest ship gear you could ever possibly imagine.

by krawkedattitude
Forming Healthy Habits

During the Winter months, it's so easy to get weighed down with the cold weather and hearty food choices. Poor weather conditions and warm comfort foods - Royal Cheese Bread, anyone?

by cottontailcat
It's a Garden Palooza!

Springtime Gardening is in full swing!

by absol_wolf
The Background For The Neopian Times

Have you ever looked at the background of the Neopian Times, and wondered why there is a Red Lenny wearing a cookie costume? Perhaps you`re curious to know the names of the various petpets and items scattered across the image that make up the backdrop of our beloved newspaper?

by aleu1986
 
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Working at Kelp Restaurant: All You Need to Know!



Greetings all foodies in Neopia! If your pet is of distinguished culinary background then they will have dined at the famous Kelp Restaurant at least once in their foodie career. They may have enjoyed the many delicious offerings such as the Kelp Gazpacho or the ever recommended Filet of Beef. For those pets looking for an esteemed establishment in which to kick start their fine dining career, we have a former waitress from Kelp Restaurant to give us an inside scoop! Join us as Karen the Kacheek gives us the details on the menu, the drinks and how to achieve a coveted service position at Kelp! Interviewer: Good afternoon Karen, thank you for joining us today! Karen: Thank you for having me!



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The Fleapit Hotel: A Review
Are you in need of a vacation? Do you simply need a relaxing weekend away from your noisy neighbors who blast Jub Zambra or Gruundo at all hours of the night? Would you like to stay at a luxurious hotel with all the amenities, including a restaurant, indoor pool, and a fitness center? If you said yes to any of those questions, then the Fleapit Hotel is not for you.

by kristenbb1

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The Toymaker
Snow fell in a hush on black rooftops and parapets, softening the look of decorative spikes and giving white wigs to gargoyles. Firelight flickered in hundreds of windows, creating a swarm of stars in a sea of dark stone.

by cosmicfire918

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Searching a place:Part Seven
Chapter 7. A Coup of Luck, Kreludor and The Mountain of Terror.

Also by acespades1, charliews & hits

by nacil30


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A Queen's Ascension - War:Part Eleven
Sankara knew she was beaten the moment Tomos and Vyssa had arrived with their armies. The Sakhmetian army, with all its might, was not prepared to battle international armies with backups ready to reengage even if they did defeat this first wave.

by dudeiloled

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Ink: Inversion - Part 4
And meanwhile, your whereabouts are suddenly classified. What's going on?

by june_scarlet

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The Card
It went better than expected.

by trishabeakens



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