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Neopia's Best Summer Destinations

Not to discourage my fellow Neopians from having a good summer, I have compiled another list...

by darkobsession
Mid-Altador Cup Crisis?

There are two ways to go about getting yourself back on track with the motivation to finish through to the end of the Cup and I'll go through both of them.

by usukii
A Look At Altador Cup Team Logos And Colors

Have you ever wondered what went into making a team's logo?

by pikachu315111
An Interview With Keetra Deile

Ever since the first modern Altador Cup eight years ago, Keetra Deile, the captain of Team Virtupets, has dazzled yooyuball enthusiasts all over Neopia with her tenaciousness and style, both on and off the pitch...

by bluegold1026
Wrathful Wraith Welcomed to the Woods

After last year's ninth place finish, the surprise shakeup of the roster might just be what the Haunted Woods needs to claw their way back to the podium.

by daisygirl88_5
High Anxiety: An Interview with Xana DiLanche

On behalf of all of us here at the Neopian Times, we'd like to welcome Xana DiLanche, goalkeeper for the Shenkuu Ninjas.

by justnobody
Altador Cup Kindness

Respect is a vital part to everyone's enjoyment of this year's Altador Cup.

by _xx_dusty_xx_
The Reluctant Player's Guide to All-Star

Accomplishing Rank 20 may seem formidable, but it can be made easier and more fun.

by rationalizing
Summer Fun

Fun activities to do in the summer!

by our_teardrops
Secrets of Yooyuball: Power-up Paradigms

Their inner workings are a mystery to those of us in the stands, but luckily, some of Yooyuball's most prominent players agreed to sit down with us to shed some light on these infamous game-changers.

by sasaki_kyomi
 
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"Miscalculations" by psychedelicreature
There were two things that Nibs Alabaster never left his neohome without: a working retractable pen, and a small notepad that he kept in his jacket's pocket. Ever since he had first been assigned the task of buying food for his guild, he carried...




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The First Day of a Veteran Newbie
"Once again, welcome and please feel free to create your FIRST Neopet!" a yellow Kacheek announced as I looked around at the 'newbies'. I was different, though...

by nahaki

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Cooking Lessons for Neopets
Upon entering the room, I was confronted by a scene of such devastation that I decided, there and then, that my Grundo would never again be allowed to cook.

by absdafabs

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Concerning Smugglers: Part Three
There was a banging at the door. Kip opened his eyes groggily.

Also by whitefriar

by kadface


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Child of the Drenched: Return to the Depths - Part Seven
Child opened her eyes and looked around the unfamiliar surroundings. She was lying in a strange bedroom in a windowless cave. For a moment she panicked, worried something had happened to her mothers.

by kristykimmy

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Moltaran Meltdown
Why does Moltara never win the Altador Cup? They just can't take the heat.

Also by fooshfuush

by l_like_animals


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Pea Chia Woes - "Sling Me A Slushie"
The Altador Cup is here, Ookie!

Also by bittersweet52

by krazybabeh




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