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Fit For Summer: Healthy Food Plan

In this article, I'll help you come up with a food plan you can implement to get ready for the beach.

by blessed_faerie
The Season of Writing

Notebooks, journals, diaries! There are so many to choose from – an endless variety for every taste and style one might imagine.

by absol_wolf
What We Love About Neopets: The Stock Market

This article is not a guide to the Stock Market. In this article, I will be outlining why it is that you, the average Neopian, should be using the Stock Market to increase the stability and sustainability of your Neopoints income.

by sanosarah
A Guide to Writing a Series

If you're looking for something to write for the Neopian Times, one section you should look at is series.

by rider_galbatorix
Account Refurbishment

Help is at hand! Follow these simple steps and shake those cobwebs off forever!

by heart_of_sword_
Typing Terror Terms

Who knew you could learn so much from Typing Terror?

by oseyeris
What Are Your Humblest Neopets Wishes?

By humble, I mean wishes that don't require a lot of Neopoints to fulfill.

by indulgences
The Oracle's Origins: 10 Warnings for Neopia

To understand her motives, we must understand the Oracle herself. Who is she?

by niddyz
Books from Kreludor! A Guide to Booktastic Books

Your Neopet could be one of Kreludor's finest, but are you up to the challenge?

by nighters
 
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The Oracle's Origins



The Sway's victory brought out the Oracle for all of us warmongers to see, and now that she is assigning yet more battles to take place, her motives are... well, suspect at best. But to understand her motives, we must understand the Oracle herself. Who is she? Where has she been all this time? And why is she so intent on making us Neopians battle?



Other Stories


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The Opposite of Wild
Incubus moved briskly through the snow. It was the month of Awakening and the yellow Lupe was six moons old. He was now old enough to travel in his pack's territory on the Endless Plains alone.

by 77thbigby

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A Hermit Magician
Victirus glanced up, discarding the book he was reading in a reflex. Walking towards the edge of the cliff, he scanned the surrounding woodland.

It was faint from the distance, but he could see it: What looked like a cluster of movement near the north edge of the forest.

by lux_aeterna1234


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The Mysterious Case of the Missing Skeith: Part Three
It was almost midnight when they reached Neovia. Then again, it always feels like midnight in Neovia, so it didn't make a terrible lot of difference.

Also by fuliguline

by creambiskit


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Desert Journey: Part Seven
Something was not right. But before Noel could speak, the weakened ground suddenly gave way. With nothing to grab, Aria and Noel began falling...

by cureleantwilight

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Neopian Heroes: Hanso 2
HaTFG: Hanso and The Fan Girls (Part 2 of 2)

by hoyunjoyce

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Potatoes - Neohomes
Decisions, Decisions

by breaziecat



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