|  The Symol Hole: What Lies Withinby freyaoe
 
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 The Symol Hole. It's a hole in the ground that supposedly has 'treasure' hidden 
  inside its winding tunnels and rooms. But is there really anything down there? 
  Maybe it's just a hole where Turmaculus stepped a little too harshly. Maybe 
  it's a hole where a crater from Kreludor hit Meridell. Well you never know, 
  but some people have been lucky in their quest of treasures hidden beneath the 
  earth. Most come out disappointed, with a mere "(Your petpet) jumps out of the 
  hole a few seconds later... Wasn't that fun? Maybe you can do the same tomorrow!" 
 Some people have the avatar, but exactly how did they get them? I asked a few 
  people the following questions: "How did you get the avatar?" and "Do you consider 
  your petpet talented or just lucky?" One person, dcat303, said, "Well, it was 
  pure luck on my petpet's part. I got the avatar immediately, as soon as it came 
  out in the news. All four of my pets have petpets and I don't remember which 
  of them was the lucky one... it might have been my plushie harris, but I'm not 
  certain." And blossom_16_10_1991 responded, "CANNONBALL!" and she said it was 
  "a little bit of both" when asked if she considered her petpet lucky or just 
  talented.  I've been after this treasure and avatar for a while now and I've decided to 
  make this guide based on the most logical ways your petpet can get into the 
  hole. (This may or may not increase or decrease your chances of getting anything 
  (or avatar) out of the hole. :D)  Climb down slowly
  Now, I think this is the best chance of you getting something out of the hole. 
  If your petpet can climb down slowly, then he can look around all of the passageways 
  and tunnels carefully as not to miss anything. But, alas, there is a downside 
  to this choice. As the petpet slowly makes its way through the tunnel, your 
  pet is left at the top, waiting and watching for their petpet to jump out of 
  the hole. Waiting and watching. Watching and waiting. It may take as much as 
  an hour, wandering through the tunnels looking for the treasure that so many 
  know of but can never seem to grasp. This choice is also the best because all 
  the others involve plunging into the darkness, and I suppose a sore rump or 
  head after they finally hit the bottom. I give it a:
 8 out of 10 This is probably your best choice.
 Dive in with eyes open
  Now logically, let's all think about this one. It's a tunnel. With ground 
  at the bottom. This is pretty much jumping in head first, except your poor petpet 
  has to have its eyes open throughout the whole process. The petpet now has to 
  roam the tunnels with a sore head, and considering the circumstances, will probably 
  not be successful in finding the treasure. This choice is however better than 
  diving in with eyes closed, because if the treasure is right at the start of 
  the hole, your petpet will not see it because his eyes were shut tight. This 
  choice is okay, but it has a lot of downsides and consequences for your poor 
  petpet. I give it a:
 4 out of 10 This is one of the worst choices you can make, but not the worst.
 Dive in with eyes closed
  This choice is very odd. Very odd indeed. You see, like the previous choice, 
  this involves plunging head first into a dark hole (with ground at the bottom) 
  but also with your petpet's eyes closed. This choice is better for your petpet 
  because this way they cannot see their impending doom. Think about it, as you 
  jump into a dark hole, would you open or close your eyes? Yeah, I thought so. 
  I'm sure you petpet feels the same, too. There really isn't a lot to say about 
  this choice. I figure it's just an okay choice... painful, but okay. I give 
  it a:
 5 out of 10 Better than the previous choice but still a low success rate.
 CANNONBALL!
  Once again, your poor petpet must suffer. Instead of the Symol Hole it should 
  be the Torture the Petpet Hole. I'm sure when you tell your pet to tell its 
  petpet to do a cannonball it will look at you very oddly, you know, with that 
  look that says, "Are you crazy, woman/man?!" Tsk tsk. But the petpet does it 
  anyway. So loyal. So calm. Whatever would we do without petpets? As your petpet 
  hits the bottom, its poor rump will be sore for weeks! As your petpet crawls 
  around looking for treasure, it will be rubbing its rump and not even thinking 
  about the treasure. Poor petpets. It really makes you appreciate the fact that 
  you are too big to fit inside the hole, doesn't it? I give it a:
 4 out of 10 This is a just mean... why don't you cannonball off that cliff 
  onto that cul-de-sac over there? Uh-huh. I thought so.
 BELLYFLOP!
  Just as bad of a choice as CANNONBALL!, a belly flop into the Torture the 
  Petpet Hole is bound to stick in your petpet's brain for ever, haunting it in 
  its life and dreams. How dare you even think about this. You poor petpet will 
  probably get the life knocked out of him! This, I think, should require no further 
  discussion. I mean it. I give it a:
 3 out of 10 I thought I told you no further discussion!
  So, as we all can see, indeed the best choice is to by far climb down slowly. 
  Next time you visit the petpet hole, make sure your petpet climbs down slowly; 
  it's the best choice. And if you are reading this, it must mean I made it into 
  the Neopian Times! I'd just like to thank everyone who helped out and gave me 
  input for this article! Thanks for reading :)
					 
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