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Issue: 964 | 15th day of Swimming, Y24 |
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Short Stories
 | Kingston the Gentle..KougraWho says chivalry is no longer around?
by rkbear |  | Profiles of Players"The Moehog sits across from me, and even the most discerning eye would be hard-pressed to find evidence of nerves. Nothing about him gives away that this cool player had just minutes earlier finished a hair-raising game of Cheat."
by sleepythegrown |  | An Inventor's Dream"Donny held up a magnifying glass to the bent roller blades and picked up a neon green wheel with a small sigh as he rattled off a quote for arguably his most frequent customer." collab with shin0bi_
by therainbowsheep |  | Castle Planners Journal: The Lost Oubliette"In the deep depths of Meridell Castle, an Orange Bori rubbed the cold, damp late Winter air out of his frigid paws. He descended the stairs toward the dungeons, his least favourite part of the castle."
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Brain Freeze: Perfect Altador Cup Slushie Selections
In true Altador Cup spirit, no summer is complete without kicking Yooyus, screaming until your voice is hoarse, and drinking slushies until your brain feels permanently frozen. But when you're craving a bit of an icy kick, there are dozens of options (literally) to choose from, and if you're racing back to see if your team has scored with that Darigan Yooyu yet, you may not have a lot of time to ponder your options.
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 Kau Day Fair at the Kau Kau Farmgrounds, but Vegan!
"Ahre, reporting live from the grounds of Kau Kau Farms to bring some outreach to the fair goers during the weekend. My heart was called here today to report on the celebration of the Kau, pronounced as Cow, a gentle and kind creature living amongst its herds on the farm."
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 Farewell, Faerieland
"The Vaughns had sat their daughter down and broken the news as gently as they could. Not that it helped. Divina still wasn’t taking it well."
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