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Kismet's "Easy" Job

“It will be an easy job,” she said, Kismet thought with a groan as he stared at the fourteen swords pointing at his face.

by lugal222
Neopia's Forgotten Settlement - Delving Into Neovia

For years the small town of Neovia in the Haunted Woods has flown under the radars of most Neopians. Hidden away from view by the shadows of the wispy trees that surround it, the quaint community is still said to be home to a dedicated cohort of residents, working to keep their distinct way of life a reality, rather than a relic of the past.

by whale_56
A nerd finds herself in the Altadorian Archives

Laura starts working at the Archives and talks Finneus' ears off.

by mauveandpurple
 
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"A nerd finds herself in the Altadorian Archives" by mauveandpurple
Finneus, the Archivist, made his way through the archives, looking for Laura Kasatkina. A scholar-in-training from Brightvale, she began working at the archives a short while ago, endearingly excited about the dauntingly vast library. Finneus was more than glad to nurture a young mind's love for knowledge and literature, but he couldn't help not being anxious when someone ventured into the archives by themselves. He remembered with dread the amount of Neopians who had to have search-and-rescue teams sent after them until the reveal of Altador's true history, after which the ordeal was limited to the poor archive workers. It took a patient soul to work in the Altadorian Archives, someone who did not suffer from both agoraphobia and claustrophobia. He finally found Laura sitting on the marble floor of one of the many rooms in the library, a stack of books on her side, a stack of papers one her other side, and a paper between her white paws.




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Games to Challenge Neopia’s Wordsmiths
Do you fancy yourself a wordsmith? Do anagrams make you as jolly as a JubJub? Do you yearn to improve your vocabulary (or simply to show off your spelling skills)? If your answer to each of these was an enthusiastic “yes!” then I am happy to report that Neopets has a library of word games that can possibly match your library of books!

by privateuniverse

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Choosing a Petpet to match your lifestyle
How to choose the right Petpet for your lifestyle!

by ratty170170

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Harker's Story
The sight of Harker’s mansion looming in front of him was a distant comfort in the Krawk’s unruly mind...

by tanikagillam

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Avatar Goldmine
Whew, that was close, Rysony mused to himself as he made his way into the belly of the ship. The vessel was nearly packed to the brim, most likely with Altador Cup spectators who were heading back home after a very eventful weekend. Edited by rabbits_forever

by wizzkid_

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Just Cake #15
Sometimes you just want to hang out, ye' know?

by flameshard

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Kung fu Vandagyre
I am invincible!

by rhagna



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