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Short Stories
 | A day at the Usuki-ConIn room number 28 of the Cheap Hotel was a young unconverted Faerie Xweetok who was sitting on her Beauty Bed with her Gold Ona and Bumbluz.
by bubbles150 |  | Ways To RebuildThe day when the faeries turned to stone, when no one knew what to do as Faerieland shuddered and shook and came crashing from the sky, were the worst of Penny’s life.
by leopardy |  | The Rainbow TicketAfter a long day editing for the Neopian Times, a starry gelert trots home through downtown Neopia. When passing by the local candy store, something catches his eye.
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Headlines "Ways To Rebuild" by leopardy The day when the faeries turned to stone, when no one knew what to do as Faerieland shuddered and shook and came crashing from the sky, were the worst of Penny’s life.
Carlita, always the first in line to comfort her siblings, had said that whatever happened next, at least they would never had to live through those days again. She was right, of course. But what could you call living each day of the aftermath if not still living through it in some way?
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When she was younger, Penny’s favourite excuse for getting out of doing her share of household chores was that it was much easier to clean with paws than with hooves. Years later, she found that there was more truth to it than she’d realized. In the clean up after the final battle, she couldn’t help but be frustrated by how all the sweeping and scrubbing took her acara sisters a fraction of the time it took her.
Other Stories
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Hissi Day Hype: What I Love About Our Scaly Friends Hissi Day is upon us, and it’s time to celebrate everyone’s favourite serpentine pets. What with them being a limited edition species, I’d never had the chance to own one – until last year, when I came across a beautiful Spotted Hissi in the Pound and have been attached to her ever since.
by tiffanycrystalblues |
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6 Unpopular Neopets Opinions Broken Down As an avid board lurker, I’ve come across many rival opinions that both have equal amounts of validity. Of course, when you’re on one side of a contradicting opinion, sometimes it’s hard to see the big picture!
by stttarlight |
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Laurel:Part Three Laurel thought, I might as well head to Roo Island as it was so close, maybe this was where she belonged. also by beckykbrooks
by applefaerie99 |
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The Forgotten Years:Part Four As the trio walked down the chamber staircase, Queen Nera continued their conversation from earlier. She appreciated that the two heroes listened to her story. They seemed interested and cared about the large city and its residents.
by trishabeakens |
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