Short Stories

	The Auctioneer George hated his job. by evoness
	Dr. Death (The Sing Along Version) Some may look at him and wonder: Does he have no regret? by natalia_ivanovna
	Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire "Silverweed spoke with me yesterday. He explained what was really going on." by aizar
	No, Adee, I Don't Think Anyone Wants a Neobadge Jhudora! What did we learn yesterday about two wrongs not making a right? by ava_ked
	Grundo But the Ixi just continued to cry until her mother picked me up off the shelf and reluctantly asked the shopkeeper, "How much for the blue grundo?" by rhosymedre
	Unexpected Visit Thade was taken aback. Never in all his years of having Neopians visit his castle had any of them "just wanted to talk." by kitty02695
	The Longest Lend After all, being transferred was a common thing for Cricket, but there was still something of an exciting risk to it... Also by 777lehuanani by happyhaz
	Missing "Well, where is she?" her owner asked, seeing her enter the kitchen alone. by bananahorn
	Of Ray Guns and Space Pirates He awoke to the alarm's high-pitched wail. Warning lights flashed around him; someone was trying to board his ship. by roeder123456
	Dreaming in Snow I could hear the Snowager's snores echoing around the cave walls... by charmandersforever

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"No, Adee, I Don't Think Anyone Wants a Neobadge" by ava_ked
Good morning, everyone! Because today is Friday, I'm going to allow you to do whatever you want, within reason of course. No, Frank, you cannot zap everyone with your laser gun. Of course, I'm sorry. I promise I'll remember you prefer to be called Sloth. Oh, that's nice, Adee. Did you make those neobadges yourself? Yes, I'm sure everyone would love to have one. Isn't that right, everyone?

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The Traitor: Part Nine
"I have decided that the best thing – indeed the only thing – for me to do is to arrive as quickly as possible at Meridell Castle to set straight whatever has gone awry."

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Writing and Fighting: Part Two
Please have the Time Repeating Machine on standby. I may make a dash to the Space Station in two days to rewind time...

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Marrow Tax
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Black and White
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