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 | A Baby Bori's Treasure HuntA sun-bleached bone poked out of the sand. Gianduja’s hurried stroll rolled into a frantic skip as gravity and the unstable footing of shifting sands forced his feet faster down the dune slope. Collab with rac4000
by lunaticrave |  | The River GuardianNeopets crossed her bridge all the time on their way to the mountains beyond the village. Technically, Elerya was supposed to ask them to state their business, then grant or deny passage while taking tribute.
by the_academy_awards |  | Master Vex and the Art of Never Losing at CellblockWhen one thinks of Darigan Citadel, a few images immediately come to mind: brooding skies, ominous architecture, and the smell of slightly overcooked Skeith steaks wafting through the air. Collab with cefoiya & idcjazmin
by joshdibb |  | The King of GamesKing Roo excitedly hopped back into his chambers with his new board game held tightly in his paws.
by ningkov1 |  | An Unexpected JourneyRosemary sat at her desk and sighed, gazing around her room. She was totally, utterly bored. Collab with geneames1
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"The River Guardian" by the_academy_awards
Neopets crossed her bridge all the time on their way to the mountains beyond the village.
Technically, Elerya was supposed to ask them to state their business, then grant or deny passage while taking tribute. That was her job, as a minor river spirit.
Unfortunately for her job, the girl group A*CAR*A was livestreaming a Get Ready With Me, which was far more important than -
“Excuse me.”
The Maraquan Krawk sunk a little deeper into her river, under her bridge.
“Ex-excuse me -”
Casting an annoyed look at the bridge above, Elerya turned down the sound on her phone. Aeki was talking about her moisturiser, made with herbs that only grew on a mountain in -
“I can hear your phone!”
So much for that. Groaning, she surfaced to see a Korbat with a very large messenger bag over his shoulder. “What?”
They were taken aback, but continued. “I come to seek the wisdom of Kaoro in the mountains and ask permission to cross your bridge unharmed.” They rifled in their bag. “I come bearing -”
She...
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