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Knight & Squire: Preface

“Hrgh!” Rowan hissed through gritted teeth. “This sucks. This officially sucks.”

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24 Cakes to Make Your Birthday Celebration Sweeter



Neopets is getting ready to celebrate their 24th birthday, so I’ve compiled a list of the 24 best cakes to celebrate with! Try these cakes for breakfast, lunch, or dinner - I won’t judge. Not to mention, I’m always looking for an excuse to eat cake for breakfast. Grab your forks and let’s go! 1). Coral Cake - This underwater delight is a Maraquan exclusive, found only at the critically acclaimed restaurant known as Kelp. Shaped like a piece of coral and tasting slightly of saltwater, this cake is going to help you achieve that perfect balance of sweet versus salty. 2). Beach Fun Usuki Cupcakes - While summer may be over, if you still find yourself daydreaming about sunshine and surfing, taking a bite of these cupcakes will help you to relive those sweet summer moments. 3). Jelly Sponge Cake - It’s jiggly and squishy, wobbly and slippery, it’s a Jelly Sponge Cake! Be careful it doesn’t slip and slide right off of your spoon. Made entirely of blue jelly, this cake will wiggle down. 4). Acara Cabbage Cake - No Acaras were harmed in the baking of this cake. Quite the opposite actually, this “cake” is 100 percent vegan. Perfect for our plant-based friends to enjoy. 5). Lemon Daisy Cake - Super fresh and flowery with a hint of sourness, the Lemon Daisy Cake is a staple for any birthday celebration. You can find this cake in both of the Neopets' 10th and 11th Birthday Goodie Bags.



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