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Underdogs: Part One

"Nobody on our team even has legs."

Art by nut862

by nut862

In Other Words: Part One

"Awesome show, guys!" Sed exclaimed as the three band members strolled down the dark Altador streets.

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"Virtupets® Synchronous Conferencing Console" by ginny_invisible and rosabellk
Welcome to the Virtupets® Synchronous Conferencing Console! This product was created and marketed by Virtupets, Inc®. All rights reserved by Dr. Frank Sloth. By using this product you forfeit any legal rights or mind control and acknowledge his supreme mastery...

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6 Monstrous Mutant Day Recipes
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Mutant Misconceptions
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