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	Sky Pirates!: Part One "You have sent my greatest pupil to the place where I betrayed you... I wonder... do you fear he will turn out just like me?" by herdygerdy
	A Mysterious Heir: Part One "I thought I told you to stop calling me that! Just because it's my birthday, you don't have to treat me like I'm..." by dancer_sakura
	Seeking Summer: Part One Summer now rounded on me. "No, both of YOU leave ME alone!" she shrieked. "I'm sick of being part of such a calm family!" by bubbly_bows

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"Please Leave Money in Jar" by sunshine_nine9
Wandering through Geraptiku one afternoon (that afternoon after you finally escaped the deserted tomb), you stumble across a small tape recorder. Curious, your neopet picks it up and presses play. There's a grainy noise, and then a monotone voice starts to whisper...

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