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Sunny Side Up

The real travesty here is the ruined breakfast.

by amarettoball
Don't Question the King

Nothing happens. Maybe you should wait a while before visiting the shrine again....

by carrotbreath
What A Nice Gesture

Giving flowers is wrought with problems when you look like a joker

Also by Ukases

by _starryeyedsurprise_

A Real Conundrum

Today's new users will never know the joy/struggle

by umhiimalexis
What are the Odds: Natural Flight

Sometimes change takes a while to get used to.

by malochroma
The Problem with Magma Pets

I never learn...

by scarlet_dissenter
Trudy's Expectation

In this world, it's surprise or be surprised.

Also by cloudypoogle and rooftopchicken

by lennekegirl123

Out of the Lupe - It's Time...

Featuring spiffy sunglasses and cannonball action

by memoure
Price of the Lever of Doom avatar?

Let's get real, how much is this gonna cost me?

Also by icygal2310

by shennyyy

Paint Brush Problems #57

It would be fun, they said.

Also by waning

by sophieauditore

My Rock

That's fine...

by cria_sherwood
How Not To Sneak Into The Magma Pool

Maybe not a paper bribe next time.

Also by mapthesoul

by brooklyn3223

More Than Meets The Eye - Introduction

Do they have to argue upon everything?!

Also by Im_Fariha

by cutecatty1

Humourless Aishas #1: The Health Food Shop

Some Aishas are quite funny, these ones are not.

by beagums
I'm Sure She Means Well...

Again?!

Also by Pulc3tta

by xxxfenice_neraxxx

A Dangerous Game

So was it as easy as you thought?

Also by sanamm

by admonisher

Misinterpretation

Not good enough.

Also by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

 
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"Create Your Own Adventure" by cosmicfire918
I always suspected that my Grundo had a sadistic streak. Years of serving as a commander in Dr. Sloth’s galactic marine corps will probably do that to you. But my hunch was confirmed the day Dark_breed_Hyren brought home an Adventure Generator. I was sprawled on one of the library couches in our Neohome, reading, when the little blue guy walked in and spread a scroll of parchment across the table. He looked it up and down and nodded satisfactorily, and uncorked a bottle of ink. Hyren never was much of a writer, preferring to let his swords do the talking, so this peaked my interest. “What are you doing?” I asked from behind my copy of Destruct-O-Match Basics—that fiendish avatar keeps eluding me. “Making a Neoadventure,” he said, dipping his pen. I quirked an eyebrow. “That’s new.” “I had an idea for one,” he said as he started to write. Sitting up, I said, “Can I play it?” “Sure,” he said, “when it’s done.” And he wouldn’t let me or his siblings so much as peek at it before then. For the better part of a week I tried to distract myself with reading, housework, and Frosted Uni Cookies. Lots and lots of Frosted Uni Cookies. Finally, as I sat at the kitchen table on a rainy afternoon nibbling at a strawberry Frosted Uni Cookie and contemplating how great life was, Hyren pulled out the chair across from mine and nudged the scroll toward me. “Okay, I think I’ve got it pretty much figured out,” he said. Glancing aside, he cleared his throat. “I, uh, could use your help with the editing. I’m not really one for prose.” He paused. “And I kind of want to submit this to the Adventure Spotlight, so it needs to look its best.” “No problem,” I said, wiping the crumbs off my fingers to unroll the parchment.




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Fyora's Day Off
All of the faeries in Faerieland look forward to many different events. Things like Fyora Day, Jhudora Day, Illusen Day, and The Faerie Festival are popular days that faeries spend all year looking forward to. However, there is a lesser known day that faeries also spend each year looking forward to, Fyora’s annual day off.

by she_chose_love

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Beach, Burglary and Buyer's Remorse
I don't know why it had sounded like a good idea. Maybe because Neoschool was over, all of my pets were happy, and because I'm missing several key parts of my brain that keep me from making bad decisions. Yeah, that's got to be it.

Also by Special thanks to David, J, and everyone else who helped edit!

by queen_potema


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An Interview with the Grumpy Mummy
Today I’m here with the Usul Appreciation Club by courtesy of our dear fellow Usul Brains Mortigan, who has very kindly booked us an interview with the Grumpy Mummy of the Awakened faction.

by an9375

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Acaras A to Z
To celebrate Acara Aquatic Festival, or Acara Day, I have put together a list of famous Acaras, trivia and facts about Acaras from A to Z. Join me as we wander through the alphabet and discover more about this great species.

by aleu1986

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Clouds Over Cogham: Part Seven
In wintertime, and often in the surrounding autumn and spring, darkness will swallow the land, and the rainclouds will take over. It's never a bad thing, though. Even when the skies turn black and the fog grows blinding, it's a comforting embrace.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Pigments and Figments: Part Two
Percy whimpered, this time hiding behind me. I was torn between hugging him to comfort him or smirking at Martha. The hugging half of me won. “You did always tell me to face my fears,” Percy gave me a wry, trembling smile.

Also by flufflepuff

by rielcz




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