Comics

	The Pant Devil Attractor It is well named. Also by icygal2310 by shennyyy
	Just Jelni: Blessing Blunder Generous faeries will only tolerate so much. by angul888
	The Weight of the Rescue Find out who is the real MVP of Warf Rescue Team. by carrotbreath
	Protect Your Peas, Please! But your cape today, available at the Hidden Tower! by littledude61394
	Not an Artist That's NOT how it's done. by mythicalcanadian
	Head in the Clouds: Cup Antics When glitches impede your team's victory. by yoshisislandbandit
	Trouble in Paradise: Ideas Yeah, I think we've all been here... by chasing_stars44
	Sunny Side Up: Team Spirit The AC commentators have surprisingly poor observational skills. Also by parody_ham by amarettoball
	Chokato Slushie I SAID CHOKATO! by cria_sherwood
	World Domination Everyone has a weakness Also by Myulai by xxxfenice_neraxxx
	YYB - The Disadvantage of Being the Opposing Team This is just getting ridiculous. by goldensif
	Foul Play I don't think this was random... Also by jarviscocker. by sophieauditore
	Slushie Slinger Conundrums It's starting to make sense by bittersweet52
	Shootout Showdown If I could just get that Chia to quit laughing at me... by scechoi
	Lame Pun: Altador Cup Finally, some peace and quiet. by blackaavar

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Boochi and Dr. Landelbrot: An Exposé

It’s been a little over two years since Neopians stopped always being sure to leave the house with their least fav--erm, luckiest pet, should they have the misfortune of running into Boochi. These days, anyone who finds themselves staring down the business end of Boochi’s ray gun has little to fear, since his aim just isn’t what it used to be. But, after all these years, I was startled to discover that no-one had reported on the villains involved--or the scientist responsible.

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Venn's Return from the Isolated Island
For Venn, an Orange Lutari left stranded on Lutari Island, that year’s Lutari Day could not have come soon enough. This was the one day of the year on which the storm around the island weakened just enough for magical teleportation through it to be possible.

by mbredboy31

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Lost and Found Again
So she got out. She did not know where she was. Her wings, thankfully, still worked, and after she’d flown up a little distance, she could see that she was just outside the w

by geniusbulb

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Treasure Chests - Not Just For Pirates?
"Why would I be interested in treasure chests? None of my Neopets have been painted Pirate! What possible use could I or my Neopets have for a treasure chest? Treasure chests are just for Pirates!" And that, my dear friend, would be where you are very, very wrong!

by tallydepp

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Altador Cup XI Match Report: Out On The Field
This is Kuszemi for the Neopian Times, and today we will be joining Team Moltara and Team Shenkuu out on the field for a game of Yooyuball. There’s going to be lots of running around, I hope we can keep up with them.

by an9375

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The Vine of Destiny: Book 1, The Apprentice Pirates: Part Six
A few minutes later, the Revenge pulled up alongside the Black Pawkeet and with a fierce roar, Scarblade’s crew attempted to board the smaller ship. They were greatly surprised, however, when Garin and JayJay’s crews came out of hiding and quickly began repelling them from the Pawkeet.

by teamchao466

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Tribulations of a Quest Sceptic: Part One
Everyone around seemed so fixated upon them, as if nothing could be more important than dashing off to some far-flung region of Neopia in order to retrieve a mirror for an impatient, sneering Dark Faerie, or braving the wilds of some forsaken realm in order to ensure that Edna had Poogle fur clippings to add to her latest, noxious brew.

by anjie

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