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	Eclectic Antics: Neohomes In other news, Neopian homelessness is now at an all-time low of 90%! by amarettoball
	Baelia's Burdens #2 It might be time for a trip to the dentist… Also by alexipharmic by certifiabletrash
	Neolodge vs. Kadoatery Ouch, that's gotta hurt Also by chantili_doce by tedypicker
	Neopets Hint Playing Dice-A-Roo is a good way to get food Also by erianoillim by saudadesdagripe
	The Life of Fruit and Veggie Chias We're just poking fun! by flustre
	Dr. Sloth's Invasion Army Abort the plan, ABORT. Also by sophieauditore by iluminescent
	Life As A Kad: The Struggles Everyone knows that kads are challenging petpets to keep... by anniversarium
	NeoPaper: Question We All Wondered About Well, now you know! by mbredboy31
	See, This Is Not Boring Ugh, I made the wrong choice. by goldensif
	Hard Working Or hardly working? Also by parody_ham by petpet_92_24
	Durian Difficulties: Part 1 Super Durian to the Rescue! Also by bha288 by joslucca3000
	Mud Coffee And he melts in the rain, too. by goron0000
	The Magma Incident Be careful what you wish for... by waternymph12
	The Struggle With Snowwy I just don't get it. by brooklyn3223
	Random Oddness Her hair is more accurate than the weatherman. by mistyqee
	Gaining a Level in NeoQuest How about not so loud next time? Also by murillion by shadowlugia_92
	Mean Grarrls Green is clearly the best colour. by cyallia

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An Avatar Hunter's Letter to the Spacerocked! Grundo

Obtaining games avatars are a grueling task. They require expert skill and hours of practice. (Usually - I’m looking at you, Kass Basher) Avatar hunters know that after the first few hours of gameplay your mind tends to... wander a bit. You begin to ponder your Neopian existence. Why am I here? What am I doing? Why have I been flinging space rocks for the past two hours? Am I hungry? I think I’m hungry. I’ll get lunch... after this last rock.   What was I saying? Oh yes, avatar games. This is one of those moments. I present to you my letter to a presumably deranged space rock flinging Grundo.

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The Second Piece
Dempsey Rowen was many things, and a complainer was most certainly one of them. The day after their visit to Meridell, Dempsey began to complain of a sore throat. Halfway through the day he began to cough, and by the time the four travelers reached Brightvale, the Halloween Kougra was positively miserable.

by graveyardcandyapple

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A Day in the Life of a Kougra
Hi everyone! My name is Siraelas and I am an ordinary blue Kougra. I was born on Mystery Island on the 24th day of Swimming, Year 7. I’ve lived at 155715 Coconut Road (Mystery Island) all my life with my owner, Jen (who also goes by the name siraelas, oddly enough). I like gathering food (a trait I share with Jen) and when meeting others, I am very friendly (unlike Jen, who is quiet & reserved).

by siraelas

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Wintery Games - Snowmuncher
Be prepared for such a burping adventure!

by royal_real

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The Funny Habits Of Avatar Collectors!
Avatar collectors are a completely unique breed of player, willing to spend 100+ hours on mastering a game just for the avatar score. I don't think any other kind of player on this site is quite so crazy! Why are avatar collectors so zany, obsessed and strange? So here are the top 10 strangest habits of avatar collectors! I think they're quirky, bizarre, and absolutely charming, and I hope you do too!

by indulgences

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the New Addition: Part One
Why on Neopia would Jane think it would be a good idea to get an apprentice? She knew that our cases could be ruined by inexperience (something I knew the apprentice had). J² was a serious detective business - not a university where you could pick up a trade. I only tolerate one Neopet that wasn't a part of the business but still helps out, and Natia wasn't going to go anywhere.

by chasing_stars44

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Two
I felt like I had been struck by a wall of bricks. Everything crumbled, and I plunged into a nightmare. I vaguely remember the teacher shrieking as a strong arm yanked me from the floor, his merciless glaze looking down on me.

by ummagine3284

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