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101 Reasons NOT To Annoy Dr. Sloth
Hello again! After the success of "101 Ways To Annoy Dr. Sloth", I received a lot of feedback. A lot. So I would like to stress again, even more so, that you should not, under any circumstances, attempt to annoy Dr. Sloth.
I mean it. Do not.
Even if my neck were on the line (which thankfully it isn’t), I’d hope you would be sensible enough not to do anything on that list. But just in case my pleas are not enough, here are some further reasons not to annoy Dr. Sloth…
50 reasons to respect Dr. Sloth (even if you don’t like him, which I definitely do, because he's rad).
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