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Picture Me This

Where should one draw the line?

Also by Minnesotan

by msjanny

Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 6

These abandoned usershops are a real blight...

by june_scarlet
Normal is Boring #3 - Part 1

The first of a two part adventure!

by alexatina
Anniversary - Part 8

Come for the cake, stay for the motes.

by caylista
Secrets of the Negg Faerie

It's full of secrets.

Also by: melovechias

by roxanna203

The Adventures of Kad and Drooly 4

I must escape...

by iciclefaerie05
Island Training School

So THAT'S what those are for...

by emeny_neo
Ariathia vs Chomby

Eat carrots!

by moonlitennight
Dizzy Wizzy

Just be careful...

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

Random Adventures #1: Wings

I THOUGHT I fixed that.

by dashcostello
133984: Let Them Eat Cake, Part 6

So so lucky,

by lycaonpictus77
Codestone

You didn't see anything...

by fourin
Random Oddness

Your pastel pets will love this joke.

by mistyqee
Thousand Yard Stare

STOP IT!

by sheeplette
Lab Ray Confusion

What????

by cherokee165
The Shocking Truth Behind Musho Mushy Peas

Oh no!

by toasterwaffle
Juice?

Uh... Whoops?

Also by tizzlestix

by meowbey

Time for a Surprise!

A very cute one.

Also by pajama_333

by shaielchan

Eclectic Antics: Happy Birthday, Neopets!

Grab your forks; we've got cake!

by amarettoball
Trouble in Paradise: Candles

The candles are a lie! D:

by chasing_stars44
 
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"Library of Kindness" by misty_lax
”Rangeant, you're late again." Captain Threelegs muttered in front of the class. "I'm sorry Captain Threelegs. I overslept." I laughed as I walked through the Academy's classroom, walking to my seat. Captain Threelegs continued discussing the lesson while I was busy preparing things. That was what I called a normal day. Getting scolded by Captain Threelegs was a regular occurrence, no matter how irrational it was. Doesn't he know how far Terror Mountain is from Krawk Island? I wish there was an academy near my home. My parents enrolled me in this school telling me that I would learn a lot from Captain Threelegs. "I will be handling your homework for today. Make sure you finish your homework when you get home later." Captain Threelegs told the class after the bell rang, before stomping out of the room.




Other Stories


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What Are Ghouls?
After yet another successful unhaunting, Brave Bren, the Professor, and Glyn were heading back to the Ghoul Catchers headquarters to recoup. Bren held the used equipment, the Professor held the lantern, and Glyn held the amulet containing the troublesome ghoul that they'd just been chasing for half an hour. As the Purple Usul stared down at the amulet and the forlorn face circling around on the inside, a strange question suddenly came to mind.

by cannizarro

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Why Snowballs Don't Melt
Have you ever noticed the various items made of snow that you can find all across Neopia? Have you ever wondered how they come to be in these places, so far away from Terror Mountain and Snowy Valley and yet haven't melted? This is the story of how they came to be.

by sammkt

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Werelupes: Myth, Legends, and Truth
What do you think of when you hear the word "Werelupe"? More than likely, you think of a large and powerful beast filled with fury and the desire for bloodshed. You think of a horrible monster dwelling in the Haunted Woods that will hunt you down as soon as look at you. What if I told you that this was not the case?

by talthe

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Unique Spooky Foods
Some Spooky Foods are more unique than others. Sure, gummy rats are spooky, but there are three different kinds. Not very unique, right? And I couldn't tell you how many of those foods come from ghosts... Those aren't very special either. No, here I'll show you the strangest, spookiest, most unique foods ever to come out of the Haunted Woods. Ready? Here we go.

by zahjar2

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Meegla and Fargon's Not-So-Intergalactic Adventures: Part Six
Meegla headed up the peak of Terror Mountain. She figured what she needed right now was a soothing game of Snow Roller; after flattening all manner of annoying neopets and petpets with a giant snowball, she could use the pathetically small rewards to buy herself a smoothie. Comforted by this thought, she braved the gale without so much as a wince.

by hybatsu

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A Queen's Ascension - Justice: Part Eight
By the time the three of them reached Jazan’s private office, it was the middle of the night. They stood outside the door, Tomos and Vyssa waiting for Nabile to make the first move. She was standing there looking a little uncertain.

by dudeiloled



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