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Superchia Squad (Part 4)

"I have finally captured the 'Stupid Chia Squad'!"

Idea and dialogue by abductee

by frozenicicles

Scary Baby

And I thought baby Korbats were adorable. (Kaellin's not, I guess.)

by oddmavis
Mall Day: Part 2

Since I'm here anyway...

by ssjelitegirl
Anthology of Neopian Literature: Tiny Tiger

Poems and Nursery Rhymes

Written by seraphicbrie

by deadzzi

Badly Armed - Pick Up Your Phone!

The person that you are trying to reach can't reach their phone...

Art by trixinadia

by tedypicker

Dinner with the Scarlets: Down For Maintenance

A truly terrifying experience. Well, mostly terrifying, at least.

by june_scarlet
Razz-Matazz

Maybe some myths are best untested.

by peanutbuttermilk
Greedy!

We do not endorse cannibalism.

Also by vincent7577

by msjanny

Book of Days: And More Rain

Have I always been this sensitive?

by keshia_songwings
Questing for Illusen

How much do you want that Mynci Cristo Sandwich?

by celestialguineapig
Shopping Day

Hm?

by pikamoca
Over Breakfast

Just an everyday conversation over breakfast. Kinda.

Story by saponified

by toffeedatepudding

Durian Dilemmas v 1.0

Oh dear.

Story by bha288

by madliesa

Gears for Fears

Some things are best left concealed...

by kreaturepheture
Living with a Zombie! Don't Leave Us!

Window clings! I like to think that Poogles and Aishas have suction cup like feet!

by tweakley
Simply Grumpy

Codestone Love

by talacheziggy
Bad Apples

Get in, loser, we're going GOURMAND.

by winner19955
The Goofers - Party Pooper, part 3

Because we all love maturity.

by lintsuf
A Spooky Halloween, p 3

There should be a school for that.

by ghostkomorichu
 
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"The Prophetess's Prologue" by encroached
The prophetess didn't like to use the word "witch" to describe herself, though she couldn't deny sharing many of the traits and habits of a witch. Most witches had some sort of prophetic power, in little ways, though it was much amplified in the shadow Gelert. Likewise, the prophetess shared some common abilities known to all witches: scrying, starting fires, turning people into Mortogs, etc...




Other Stories


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Somebody
Life on Kreludor's moon base was not unlike life on the hub planet of Neopia: there was still a lot of sweeping to do. That was Cynthia's calling.

by silverarwing

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The Meerca Chase Secret
"And when we are all completely exhausted from Meerca Chase, what does Mr. Genius suggest? Let's go down the hole in the secret level! There must be something exciting down there!"

by catmegami

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Making Mutant Pets Look Glamorous
Mutant pets sometimes get looked down upon for being "scary" or "intimidating".

by qwandu

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Daunting Pirate Captains
Pirates are feared across Neopia. They sail the open ocean in search of ships to board and plunder for riches.

by aleu1986

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Agent of the Sway: Departure - Part Four
Quizara's downfall followed quite quickly after Clayton and Knight fled Faerieland. The Sway agents freeing Faeries across the planet broke the lock on the castle's gate, allowing Falmouth to storm the palace and free the Queen...

by herdygerdy

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Run on The Neopoint: Part Six
"We can't allow ourselves to think like that. The fall of the neopoint will erase millions..."

by rider_galbatorix



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