"Breakfast" by mushroom_111 He massaged his head rather crossly and set off decidedly towards the Catacombs. He wanted his Breakfast. As he entered the Catacombs, a wild looking Uni with heavy make-up and a rather gaudy pink tiara planted himself squarely in front of him. "WHO LET THE MEEPITS OUT?" the Uni trilled in an off-tune falsetto, then stared at the meepit. After a few awkward seconds, the meepit politely meep-ed a few times in reply. It seemed to be what was expected of him...
The 404: Part One A few of my friends and I had made up a band, called 'The 404', because then we wouldn't have to print our own shirts. We thought ourselves pretty clever...